| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here we have integration in question one, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | followed by a differential equation in question two. |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | These are exactly the questions you hoped for; |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | These are exactly the questions you hoped for; |
| 00:10 - 00:15 | the rest of the test should go as planned. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's excellent, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will now read through the other questions |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Siklos... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Siklos has filled the rest of the pure section with complex numbers and vectors. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your only hope is to attempt the Applied section. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you prepared for Vectors, Statistics, Mechanics or Complex Numbers. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS A DISASTER! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AN UNMITIGATED DISASTER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO DOES STEPHEN SIKLOS THINK HE IS?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who prepares for mechanics?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I AM NOT A PHYSICIST |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And complex numbers are just glorified vectors! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FOUR QUESTIONS on what are often the most difficult topics! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | FOUR QUESTIONS on what are often the most difficult topics! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer if you were to actually try some of the applied questions they weren't so bad |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IS THAT RIGHT?! WELL HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, you should read the whole paper! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have you ever seen an accessible STEP III applied question? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOT A SINGLE ONE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why would I look through the half of the paper that often leaves me in tears? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Why would I look through the half of the paper that often leaves me in tears? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Where most of it I haven't even been taught! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I couldn't do any further applied modules. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My college were too busy forcing me to take Decision 'Maths'! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Perhaps I would have been able to learn those extra modules |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IF I WASN'T DOING STEP PAPERS EVERY WAKING MOMENT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Perhaps there is still hope for my offer. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've studied complex numbers, surely this has prepared me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | for at least one of these questions? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Alright |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What on Earth does this expression have to do with the previous parts?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So what if I can use this result? It has nothing to do with the question! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't get it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Don't they realise I want to study *pure* mathematics? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then why write a STEP III paper with no pure questions?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, you might be able to do the number theory |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I can kiss goodbye to Cambridge. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Months of preparation, down the drain. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want you to send a copy of my accomodation details to my insurance choice; |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | looks like I'll have to settle for them. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God damned complex numbers... |
