| 00:03 - 00:16 | Here we our in our private spot/ putting ideas out with the words we've got/ set them free every Wednesday/ (or any day, the "no rules" way) |
| 00:16 - 00:28 | Fiasco, our thoughts laid bare/ Knowing always Leah's out there/ With her watchful, loving eyes/ 99 Haiku-lives revived |
| 01:11 - 01:21 | 99 Haiku-lives/ reoccur they never die/ Underwear, TLPD/ and poo-flinging flying monkees |
| 01:21 - 01:30 | Once they're out we can't renege/ open up another segue/ like visits from the cable guy/ 99 Haiku-lives revived |
| 01:41 - 01:51 | 99 good points are moot/ 99 means of tribute/ from backin', backin', backin' up/ to sexy thoughts from coffee cups |
| 01:51 - 02:00 | Billy Idol and Igor/ what color's your underwear?/ Mr. Banderas, he's so fine/ and 99 Haiku-lives revived |
| 02:31 - 02:42 | 99 brain cells erased/ Michael Douglas eats cupcakes/ everyone's a silly jerk/ everyone's Kurt Vonnegut |
| 02:42 - 02:51 | Angst can be a bitter pill, Anna straight from Somerville/ knowing there's no reasons why/ the 99 Haiku-lives revived/ 99 Haiku-lives revived |
| 03:15 - 03:28 | 99 types of earworm/ many things we can't unlearn/ left with visuals we can't un-see/ 50 Shades of imagery |
| 03:29 - 03:44 | If I could count on my fingers/ the syllables to put to verse/ in three lines, my feelings true/ It'd be for you, Wednesday's Haiku |
