00:00 - 00:03 | right lads |
00:04 - 00:05 | Twitter is all over this |
00:05 - 00:07 | the plane takes off here |
00:08 - 00:12 | and it drags |
00:12 - 00:15 | a banner over here |
00:17 - 00:19 | and it has our name on it? |
00:19 - 00:21 | "Everton Board OUT!" |
00:24 - 00:26 | yeah but... |
00:27 - 00:28 | there is some bad noews |
00:31 - 00:33 | Everton won today |
00:34 - 00:36 | they gubbed Southampton 3-0 |
00:53 - 00:58 | oh you are kidding me? right, everyone who still supports this, stay in the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | Everton fucking WON? |
01:15 - 01:17 | THAT'S NOT PART OF THE FUCKING PLAN! |
01:18 - 01:23 | for fuck sake the Blue Union said we'd lose |
01:25 - 01:28 | it's OK, Stan Collymore says we can go on his show again |
01:29 - 01:31 | but it's an 0871 number |
01:31 - 01:34 | I spent fucking ages at Krispy Kremes today |
01:34 - 01:37 | that sticker cost us a quid you know |
01:37 - 01:40 | and that plane.... |
01:40 - 01:42 | but Joe Jennings got us a discount |
01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK Joe Jennings and the horse he rode in on |
01:46 - 01:48 | but he was in the Daily Mirror as well Sir |
01:48 - 01:52 | that fucking Cunt Horse of a rag? |
01:53 - 01:54 | fuck the Daily Mirror and The Daily Mail |
01:56 - 01:57 | there transfer rumours are shit anyway |
01:57 - 02:00 | AND they want Stones to go to Chelsea |
02:00 - 02:03 | which the board would love |
02:04 - 02:08 | they'll fucking steal all the transfer money |
02:08 - 02:13 | and Bill will get new gold teeth |
02:14 - 02:16 | while Robert Elstone laps up the sun in |
02:17 - 02:21 | fucking IBIZA |
02:27 - 02:29 | Can't believe we fucking won |
02:30 - 02:34 | on today of all days |
02:34 - 02:36 | after we'd spent all that on a fucking plane |
02:41 - 02:42 | £600. |
02:43 - 02:47 | SIX HUNDRED FUCKING QUID |
02:48 - 02:53 | I could have bought half a share with that |
02:54 - 02:56 | and ACTUALLY had a say in the |
02:56 - 02:59 | way the club is run |
03:00 - 03:02 | but NO, we spunk it on a fucking plane |
03:04 - 03:07 | He's just pissed because the writing was in red love |
03:14 - 03:16 | I wish I hadn't called Don Hutchison a disgrace now |
03:19 - 03:23 | next thing you know we're shouting through railings |
03:25 - 03:26 | and recording meetings |
03:31 - 03:33 | we look like cunts here |
03:40 - 03:46 | but at least we've got the Taxi Club |
03:46 - 03:49 | next Saturday before the City game |
03:53 - 03:56 | but I bet we fucking win that as well, just to spite me |