LOR finds out about the Lighting Revolution
3,196 views • 8/13/2015
The Lighting Revolution is NOW
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Intelligence reports show that more LOR users are converting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Falcon hardware is now shipping |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From this remote village in Colorado |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If our data analysis is correct |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The final 9 LOR users will be in this small city |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We will under cut thier prices |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | By reducing ours in half |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dan, I have something to tell you. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | JJ, tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, xLights is free software available for Windows, Mac and Linux |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It is updated daily and weekly |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have xLights on your computer, or a Falcon controller, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am not happy with my staff |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We paid for that code last year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We hired the xLights author |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now, we must reduce our non essential staff |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Orders are down |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Profits are down |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We had the lighting market to ourselves |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and now someone is giving it away |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we have the summer sale on the way |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You idiot, that is only to sell more license renewals |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, those sales are down too |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | I don't want to hear anymore from you |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are losing this lighting revolution |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | This talk of Nutcracker software and Falcon hardware is making me sick |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now people are using a FalconPiPlayer to run our shows too |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Our show time directors are a joke |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 80,000 channels from a single player that they get for 30 dollars blows my mind to smitherines |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just why do they do this to me? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't want to hear another thing about the Falcon 16V2 |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or the Beagle Bone Black |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They should be happy with S4 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And our Super Star sequencer |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No SS license needed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to import a SS Sequence to xLights? We are losing money! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who in this glorious land do they think they are? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We must catch up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and take the lead baton again |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Our software must not be full of bloat |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay I like xLights |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The showed up at our Expo |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and they showed our customers some great products |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | any ideas? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | please I need ideas |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I got my hands on xLights 4.0 and its irresistable if I say so myself. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but they don't have our Twinkle and Shimmer |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | we will come back |
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