| 00:00 - 00:03 | About the movie you were waiting to be released in 2015. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Knight of Cups |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was released in Berlin Film Festival |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ... but you weren't invited, only film critics. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And special guests. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But you can get me a screener, right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can watch it on my flatscreen television in the bunker. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuehrer, uhmmmm... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Terry Malick pushed the release date. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... to March 2016. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That's the date Broadgreen posted. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of those that didn't say IMDB said Fall of 2016, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought IMDB was a reliable source! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's bad enough you didn't get me a fucking ticket to Berlin! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now Malick has to make me wait some more! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How many more comic book movies do I have to put up with? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's bad enough Voyage of Time is taking forever ... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and this untitled nonsense with Ryan Gosling, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | but I want to see the Batman in a Malick film! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My patience is wearing thin with this guy! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He promised that Voyage of Time will "blow our minds." |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We don't have an IMAX in all of Germany! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mien Fuerher, that isn't all. France will see it before us too. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How much worse will it get? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want to see Natalie Portman in a wet shirt, now! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So many half-naked girls ... Hollywood Babylon! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The trailer is all we have until March fucking 2016? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A poster with a fucking palm tree! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How many more pictures do we have to see of Terry in a Hawaiian shirt and cowboy hat? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I thought he was fucking elusive like Bigfoot? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He doesn't know shit about Heidegger! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Batman in Hollywood chasing pussy is my kind of movie! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So what else do you have to tell me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It can't get any worse. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We gave him Heidegger and Wittgenstein, the least he can give me back is fucking Knight of Cups in this lifetime. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So what is it... this exhausts me, all of this endless waiting. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A cniephile tyrant has a fucking breaking point! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He made me wait forever for The Tree of Life. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I had to watch To the Wonder on pay-per-view. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I wonder if Terry Malick is even real. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's too busy fucking bird watching than releasing Knight of Cups on time! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He really loves birds, my dear. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I waitied twenty years from Days to Heaven to watch The Thin Red Line. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I waited eight more years for The New World. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I even bought the extended cut. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | How much more can I wait? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | One Big Soul is a piece of shit... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ... telling me Fall 2015. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm unfollowing them. |
