| 00:00 - 00:03 | Avalanche already afforded us the strategic high ground. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To deny the Allies a spawn point, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We sent troops into their apartments. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The intent was to force the enemy into the main square's killing field, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but unfortunately our men moved the piano and hindered our own access. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll just have to use the church, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but blocking the flow of the map is against server rules. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We can't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can't play on the server anymore. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've been doing a bit more than moving stuff. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out excluding Otter, Palmer, Brown...and Anal. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What are we going to play NOW?!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the FUCK are we going to PLAY NOW!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My GPU is only slightly faster than FUCKING SUPER SLOW TREACLE... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | which is still better than a laptop. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and ONLY FRENCH CANADIANS USE THOSE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We may as well just play caNASTA! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or have a KEY swapping party at HELM'S PLACE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and play TWISTER IN OUR UNDERSHORTS!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Leader Twister is only 3 players MAXimum |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | is that RIGHT Brittion well THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader - the mat is far too small for more people! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well perhaps we can move Helm's PIANO and make room FOR TWO MATS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | MORE KEYS FOR THE BOWL!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or pehaps I can play Wolfenstein 3D |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | except it doesn't have wide screen support |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | nevermind that dos box is a CLUSTERfuck!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or maybe I can get a GOG account and start replaying PLANESCAPE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Except there's too much fucking READING and i already KNOW HOW IT FUCKING ENDS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's already DEAD the ubertard.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I may as well go and play FOOTball with STALIN!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i know football is an eleven a side game.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but I was a pretty good goalkeeper - and i would protect my NET! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And fall over to glean free kicks. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | fuck football.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FUCK FOOTBALL AND PLANESCAPE AND EVEN THE NEW WW2 BATTLEFIELD |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'd rather purchase STAR CITIZEN and we all know THAT will never see a full release!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I may as well start watching CORNER GAS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | can you iMAGINE anything worse than watching CORNER GAS?? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What the FUCK is that show even ABOOT??? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's okay - it is really awful. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's hopeless Brown... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | disappointment = ban, bans all round. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ban everyone. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You see - herr britton.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | all your base are belong to me, your roflcopter is belong to me...and your lolcats. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I will still come to you key swapping party, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i've got nothing else to do. |
