| 00:00 - 00:03 | Eddy continues to evade us as we hunt him down. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | His Camel Bandit meme is very strong, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but we have isolated him in Adria. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Coal Miner scum have united against us, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | along with the vladovs, flays and other filth. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do not worry, I've sent every Savoyard to deal with these fags. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll be dead by sunrise. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Battle.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The battle has already been fought. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Memers have utterly smashed us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, except for Vulcus, Man, Lemon and Nolan. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did they win!?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We were supposed to smash them! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Salvo's an ILLUMNATED SMITH, and these fags have shit tier iron! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That scrub hunwald is siding with Cracker now, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The church sides against me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Once Paul hears of this He'll shove a stick so far up my ass, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That it will come out of my mouth like a black pinnochio's nose! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Covered in the shit that CMUNION has laid upon me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Lord, one skirmish does not decide the war! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY HAVE THE FUCKING DWARVES! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My lord, the dwarves have not confirmed any alliance! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They're just lions, waiting to pounce upon us like zebra! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I HATE FUCKING MEMES! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was supposed to rise to the top! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and one day, even become king! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but instead one fucking taliban meme has ruined all of that! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do they not remember how we broke bread over Mount and blade? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How we all had a good laugh as we sparred? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | These spineless swine have no decency! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now, they spit on me just for their indian overlord to shove his cock into the Throne once more! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There is no hope anymore, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They have fucking Flays. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't fight the fucking Chuckaboo whirlwind. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I shouldn't have fucking helped vulcus cuck stevie. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | At least then we could have maintained a stable government! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead, we just have paul, who's too busy going out for runs, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | cooking hotdogs, having good times, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to even be a mediocre ruler! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Instead, I've had to maintain everything myself! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can just go over to Adria if we lose. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And what reward do I get? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I get EdgyTheBad's Cock in my ass. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Civil war has come. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My time has come, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And so has Cracker. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will not bend the knee. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Prepare for a shoah. |
