00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Lawwell, Jim Torbett's been arrested again... |
00:04 - 00:05 | He's been hiding in America... |
00:05 - 00:07 | But Mark Daly found him hiding there. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Living with his Celtic boys Club boyfriend. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Frank Cairney and Jim McCafferty have been arrested too. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Mark Daly has made a documentary about it? |
00:19 - 00:21 | It's ok, I'll phone the BBC and tell them not to air it. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Lawwell, Sir, it's already been on |
00:27 - 00:28 | We're totally fucked this time... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Everybody will know our dirty secret now |
00:34 - 00:36 | Years of child abuse and cover ups... |
00:53 - 00:58 | Right, everybody in the paedophile ring leave the room please... |
01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking liars!! You're paedos too!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I thought this had been dealt with years ago?? |
01:18 - 01:23 | We paid Torbett off! He went to jail for fucks sake! A million pounds it was... |
01:25 - 01:28 | We paid it into his Trophy Centre business to keep him quiet! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Frank Cairney's my wee boys coach... |
01:31 - 01:34 | They're going to find out we covered it up. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Our board members were involved for fucks sake! The Kellys. |
01:37 - 01:40 | The press will have a fucking field day with this... |
01:40 - 01:42 | They'll find out how deep this thing goes... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Our special friends Jimmy Savile and Cardinal Winning. |
01:46 - 01:48 | I wrote to Jim'll fix it once... |
01:48 - 01:52 | We should be Invincible F.C but we'll be known as Paedophile F.C! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking idiots!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | It was only a few wee boys for fucks sake |
01:57 - 02:00 | I've spent millions on bringing Brendan Rogers here |
02:00 - 02:03 | We've won the league at a canter, playing great football |
02:04 - 02:08 | But all people will remember is that we're a bunch of kiddy fiddling nonces! |
02:08 - 02:13 | The Rangers fans have been singing Big Jock Knew for years, but nobody listened! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Now this Daly character has dragged up our sordid past... |
02:17 - 02:21 | Is that not the guy we liked when he was telling porkies about the the Rangers tax case?? |
02:27 - 02:29 | If Cairney and McCafferty start talking... |
02:30 - 02:34 | We're really fucked. Imagine the headlines. Celtic covered up child abuse! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Big Jock really did know! |
02:41 - 02:42 | They'll strip our titles... |
02:43 - 02:47 | The fines will be enormous, never mind the compensation claims. We'll need to sell Dembele... |
02:48 - 02:53 | I read in the Daily Record that he's worth 40 Million, that should cover the fines from UEFA. |
02:54 - 02:56 | There'll be no 10 in a row... |
02:56 - 02:59 | There'll be no Brendan fucking Rogers either, he'll be offski! |
03:00 - 03:02 | We'll be lucky if we're not shut fucking down! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Bernadette, we'll go back on benefits again... |
03:14 - 03:16 | Apparently Rangers had one over at Ibrox. |
03:19 - 03:23 | But they fired him immediately and reported him to the police like we should have... |
03:25 - 03:26 | Orange Bastards! |
03:31 - 03:33 | What are we going to do now??? |
03:40 - 03:46 | We're going to need another cover up put into place, we'll need something to distract the press. Buy us some time... |
03:46 - 03:49 | Hang on, is it not 50 years since we won the European Cup?? |
03:53 - 03:56 | Wheel out the Lisbon Lions... |