| 00:00 - 00:03 | We plan to start installing smart meters in Maywood, then go clockwise |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Through Logan Square, Lincoln Park and south to the Loop. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | After that, the South Side as far as Englewood. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then on to Calumet, Evergreen Park and Oak Lawn. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But smart meters cost. We need money. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Money's no problem. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Crane will win the Formula Rate Docket. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Crane... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Crane lost the Formula Rate case. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The ICC knocked $168 Mill off ComEd's request. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who gave testimony in the Formula Rate Docket, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's our goddamn money! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who the hell is the ICC to tell us how much we need? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What the hell does Crane think he's doing? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Formula Rate was to shut the ICC down! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yet they're still screwing us! |
| 01:31 - 01:35 | This is what I get for bringing Crane along? |
| 01:35 - 01:38 | Millions to buy legislators in Springfield, and that's all this guy has to show for it! |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | What the hell does he think we're paying for? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Springfield is bought and will stay bought! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No Formula Rate? Then no goddamn smart meters! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the ICC has ordered smart meter installations. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get their smart meters...when I say so! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | In 2015! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves regulators, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just because the governor appoints them, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But they wouldn't know a plug from an outlet if it weren't for us! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who the hell do they think they are? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Trying to tell us how much money we need! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No Formula Rate? No smart meters! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is what I get for making sure Exelon got all those nukes for free! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The ICC isn't telling us what to do. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm the one who says what ComEd will or won't do. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The ICC is a useless appendage. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | More money... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From the beginning ComEd bullshitted me. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should never have retired Rowe. He knew how to pay off pols. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But if you think I'll install one smart meter, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Without our Formula Rate, well, that's never gonna happen. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not a single smart meter 'til 2015! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we'll still save energy. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The General Assembly will have to overrule the ICC. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It will take a few million more in campaign contributions. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But we need to do it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Otherwise, no automatic rate hikes. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think for a minute I'm going to do another rate case, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Well, you're mistaken. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'd sooner blow my brains out in this bunker. |
