| 00:00 - 00:03 | Queen Budge, the fundraising plans are going well! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's a bouncy castle, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a children's entertainer, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and a bake sale over here hosted by Gary McKay! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We hope this will raise at least £250! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How many tickets have we sold |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for the managers tactical master class? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we've sold... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've sold 3 tickets in total Ma'am, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | that includes the one Robbie Neilson bought. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out. Except Levein, Ian Murray MP and that weird looking assistant manager. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You had one job Craig! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | One Fucking job! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Appoint a decent manager to trick these plebs to buy tickets |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | instead we've got that snivelling Ian Cathro. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He still lives with his Fucking mum |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This fundraiser was meant to pay for the new stand |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Its barely going to pay for the pie stand! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Never mind a squad for next season! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, you should see Ian with a laptop. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Say that one more time Craig, I fucking dare you! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he's a tactical genius, hes even coached in Portugal! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I've had enough of this shite Craig |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you heard his media interviews? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Its ok if we don't beat Raith Rovers"? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "We'd compete with Celtic if there wasn't any goal posts"? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Well I'll tell you Craig, its all fucking Garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And his signings? Sowah, those two greeks and fucking Struna! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And what about Dylan Bikey that everyone knew was Shite but was signed because we thought Hibs wanted him! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It makes my eyes fucking bleed! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No wonder we've been boo'd off the park for the last 3 months. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know what this is doing to my reputation Craig? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm Anne Budge, the fucking Queen of Hearts! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That used to mean something |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So what now? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What's our plans for next Season? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Christophe shitting Berra? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What has he done for the last 15 years? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ipswich? Who are they? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm sure he's even older than that wee rat Cathro! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we've still got Aaron Hughes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well I've had it. Enough's Enough! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Years of hard work and for what? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ian Murray MP? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You said I'd have my cash returned in a season? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You said Foundation of Hearts had it covered? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've not seen a penny! I've been duped! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm calling in my 7.5% |
