| 00:00 - 00:03 | Havoc, there was a new patch released today |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | The reports show that they nerfed the up-stab |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and slowed down combat speed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The pros are being killed by stun blocks and seemingly uncounterable chambers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Every backpedaling, spamming noob on NA 1 is rejoicing. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tammo, stop trolling me. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You don't even lift bro. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Havoc |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Noobs... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The complaints of the Noobs have prevailed. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | They said they needed more time to recover from their side-blocks. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasn't played MM get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking?!?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Slow down melee for the noobs?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't they realize that it this game is supposed to take skill?!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hate backpedalers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now the only way to win is by spamming! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Because feinting was obviously nerfed too! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I bet you the devs didn't even play MM. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They don't even know what real melee is! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Havoc, quit being a ragequitting crybaby- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Colonys, you are only defending the patch because you couldn't chamber my feints! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Havoc, you only beat me because I'm you're older than me. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You were always a backpedaller, enjoy your broken game. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Petty excuses from the noob infested community |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This game has gone down the drain since MM |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Slow down combat for us!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Stop the pros from fighting so fast!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you yoking me? How are you supposed to know |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | who's best NA if a pro can be taken out by a fucking glance to the face!?!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need to man up and L2 block like the rest of us did. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | "Some noob who just got the game should not be able to block as easily as the rest of us!" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They should suffer the wrath of my feints until they learn... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now, every time I join a server I get stun blocked! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It pisses me off! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck this game |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Either developers fix their broken game or I'm going to uninstall! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Monty, what are we supposed to do without our hyper-feints?!? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I can't even call you Michael J. Fox... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The only way to win is by backpedaling |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There's no way I get beaten in timing all the time! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Tico, he didn't mean it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I refuse to learn this new pussy melee. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'd rather go through the whole learning curve in C-RPG |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That game... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | actually takes some skill |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We should make a clan in C-RPG but Colonys disbands EVERY TIME. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just like KH in Nord Invasion... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least you're still best NA... |
