00:00 - 00:03 | Our Reclaim rallies have been met with resistance as expected. |
00:04 - 00:05 | There were counter-rallies to ours |
00:05 - 00:07 | in all these major Australian cities. |
00:08 - 00:12 | It quickly became clear on Facebook |
00:12 - 00:15 | that unprecedented numbers planned to attend the anti-racist counter-rallies. |
00:17 - 00:19 | That doesn't worry me |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sure our mighty patriots will still win the day. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Reclaim... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Reclaim Australia's rallies have all been epic fails. |
00:34 - 00:36 | We were outnumbered by the anti-racists across the country. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you've been consuming anything Halal, even fruit, water, or Vegemite, leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | The government and media spread all the Islamophobia for us. It should've been an easy win! |
01:25 - 01:28 | All we needed to do was knock some bald heads of Aussie sympathisers together. |
01:29 - 01:31 | What the fuck is the far-right supposed to do now?! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Antisemitism has been out of fashion for decades. |
01:34 - 01:37 | We'd hoped to persecute Muslims the same way |
01:37 - 01:40 | But there are too many dirty hippies taking away our free speech! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we were the ones abusing random Muslims in the street. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Oh what, so now you're on the side of the Marxistic Illuminati as well?! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, were just fascist nutjobs to most people. |
01:48 - 01:52 | How is that possible? Brandis says we have a right to be bigots! |
01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S NOT FAIR!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | This is such a personal insult to me |
01:57 - 02:00 | To have my Australian followers demonstrate such a failure |
02:00 - 02:03 | On the very same date I published Mein Kampf! |
02:04 - 02:08 | And don't even get me started on that last fiasco in Richmond |
02:08 - 02:13 | Where the UPF made their stupid video with dramatic music, and for what? |
02:14 - 02:16 | To show a few dickheads having a stroll with some flags. |
02:17 - 02:21 | But it couldnt stop a third defeat in Melbourne. We got out 100 people
against 2000! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I used to be a political laughing-stock, too. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Then my rich industrialist friends bankrolled me |
02:34 - 02:36 | And made me into a prejudiced superstar. |
02:41 - 02:42 | But this is hopeless. |
02:43 - 02:47 | The so-called leadership of Australia's far-right have less charisma than a potato-sack! |
02:48 - 02:53 | And Ive seen Reclaim idiots too drunk to even string a sentence together. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Nobody takes the Sharia law conspiracy seriously... |
02:56 - 02:59 | ...least of all when it's explained by an intoxicated lout. |
03:00 - 03:02 | How are we going to protect OUR WOMEN now?! |
03:04 - 03:07 | 'Our women'? Do they think we're their property? |
03:14 - 03:16 | Where can I turn for comfort now? |
03:19 - 03:23 | I can't even drape myself in a flag because the lefties burned them all. |
03:25 - 03:26 | We're finished. |
03:31 - 03:33 | It's time to give up. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Fascist mass-movements will never be a thing in Australia. |
03:46 - 03:49 | No matter how many street medics the police pepper-spray to help us. |
03:53 - 03:56 | We will always lose. |