| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're reading the reviews from your roast set. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's a difference in opinion from Twitter |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and those over at /r/TACSdiscussion. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's almost unanimously agreed on Twitter that you bombed terribly, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but there are some on /r/TACSdiscussion who are defending you. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about /r/opieandanthony? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm still liked over there, correct? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ant Hills, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They-- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They agree almost unanimously it was uncomfortable to watch. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say it was just not funny. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Keith, Garret, Rat and Big A. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck went wrong!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You said my jokes were funny. What went wrong!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All the people that I let use The Compound told me that the jokes were good! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Dani Brand laughed so hard at them. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Are you telling me she doesn't know funny? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We worked on those jokes for 2 days! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I even made up jokes on the spot! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I spent half the roast writing new stuff on my phone. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Most comics wrote material beforehand so they could practi-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I practiced on the way over! You were all laughing in the car! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ant Hills, we will laugh for you 'til the day you die. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then why doesn't everyone else do the same!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It doesn't make sense! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Joke after joke about |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | how black people haven't contributed to society and can't think for themselves, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but they looked at me as if I were an out-of-touch, old fool! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I made solid references to things from the '50s and '60s, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | in a room full of young comedy fans... How does that go wrong? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I made SO MANY inside jokes, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but the audience reacted like they weren't there for me ...but for Big Jay!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Yes, I stumbled a few times. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But, I'm not a comedian, I have no experience with live audiences. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will never admit that I bombed! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But, if i did bomb... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's because the audience wasn't mic'ed, and they were all against me, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...AND DeRosa didn't show, so half my jokes were irrelevant. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I probably shouldn't have done them at all. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But you all laughed at them and told me to do them! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I blame all of you, and that annoying little cunt! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you'll be too old for him soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps, I should listen to my critics... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Perhaps, they have some good feedback I could benefit from. |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Perhaps not... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Perhaps, I need to be more racist. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need to appease the few fans left who agree with me, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and discard the many, many others who disagree. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Someone get me a Guinness. |
