| 00:00 - 00:03 | ..we have created a series of security measures to protect him |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's a really really big fall into a pit of Thrall |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Followed by a bridge guarded by an Ogre |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then they need to cross an invisible bridge, and take out a Gatekeeper.. EACH. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Followed by an encounter with Ir Yut where she sings them to death in like.. two minutes or something |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Oh, sweet. That's totally secure. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Noone can get past all of that, good job boys |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Er.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We er.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That daft Eris bitch kinda told everyone how to get in |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Crota's died like a million times over already |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now if you had no part in guarding the bridge, the pit, the thrallway or the summoning crystal |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said he was safe! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | An impenetrable fortress of Darkness! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Gatekeepers that can't be killed by conventional weapons! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How the fuck did they even kill them!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They would have needed the sword of a Swordbearer!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Next you'll be telling me you left some just lying about |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then to top it all of you have some wizard attempt to SING them to death? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This isn't a fucking fairytale! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Oryx that Liturgy of Ruin worked on Eris' fireteam, they barely ma.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHE FUCKING ESCAPED!! SHE LIVED TO TELL THE TALE!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Oryx, she should have been dead, she had no eyes.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU DON'T NEED EYES TO TELL EVERYONE OUR WEAKNESSES |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SHE'D SEEN CROTA IN HIS TRUE FORM |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She knew everything there was to know about how to weaken him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Destroy his soul, take out Omnigul |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Make that magic bridge thing in the Hellmouth to get into the Abyss |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For fuck's sake you could avoid most of the Abyss by jumping on a rock |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And then sit on a different rock and shoot an Ogre in the face for 20 seconds to escape it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Some Guardians didn't have to kill ANYTHING to progress |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Don't get me started on the bridge where they killed the Gatekeepers with our own SWORDS!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least Crota wouldn't have gone down without a fight |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My flesh and blood. Strong and mighty like his Father |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It'd take more than one Guardian with a sword to down my mighty Prince |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It was probably a long, drawn out battle |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Taking everything these Guardians could throw at him.. ROCKETS! ..TANKS! ... ARTILLERY! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not a fucking CHANCE my boy could be cheesed like the rest of YOUR ideas |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Just as long as they didn't discover his LAN cable weakness |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He'd have been FUCKED if they figured that one out |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A Prince of Darkness on his knees at their mercy |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It'll be fine, he'll never know. it's been patched now |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're going to fuck these Guardians up for this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just.. can't believe they've killed muh boy already |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Someone done fucked up |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That Deathsinger was the stupidest idea though |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When I find out whose idea it was to have a bit of a sing song |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | As an actual defence against a group of people with guns and space magic |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll Ruin HIS Dark Below |
