| 00:00 - 00:05 | We at CCP Games have done alot of good changes to the game recently |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are especially proud of the changes |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We have implemented to reduce the amount of content in wormholes |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Null sec ratters didn't feel very safe anymore |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So we made it so that they could prevent wormholes from opening from null side |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Now i krab in my carrier all day |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 40 million ticks |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | 3 Wormholes in system but all outgoing, none of them opened |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | They can't get me |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And now we are going to reduce the spawn rate of wormholes |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Poor wormholers can't find any content |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Quaserknocks killed high class wormhole PvP |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They are just sitting in their farming holes khrabbing |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | All day long, then they log on their PL characters and farm some b00nies |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | There is little content already |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And now we are going to reduce the amount of null sec connections |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Whoever is left |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Will move to lower class wormholes |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Or move to lowsec and sit on tama gate |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | 20 000 kills today, notice me please. Did you see that guy? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | It's autists like this that we are going to end up with eventually |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | When we are done turning wormholes into garbage |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But we must be serious, surely they will notice and protest against these changes |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | They will speak with their CSM representative so he speaks up against this |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Then i looked through who their CSM representative was |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It's goonbexxx, he deserted wormhole space within 24 hours of being elected |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I can't believe it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | These poor people don't even have representation |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | We can do whatever we want, we are even going to remove fleet warps to bookmarks |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Try moving around in wormholes now |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | We made the change to shake up F1 pusher meta |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | We made the change to shake up F1 pusher meta |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | But the consequences to wormholes are hillarious |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And the best part is that they will need even more alts, think of all the money we will make |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Speaking of which, they seem to all have forgotten how we fucked up with the skins |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Remember how you could get any skin you wanted on any ship? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, and now we charge mad bux for this feature saying each skin needs extra work |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Our customers must be so fucking stupid |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Autists on Tama gate that's what we are gonna end up with |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Mittani will be so proud of me |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Did you hear about the QEX account sharing? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, ever since they got their assets stolen it was obvious to us |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But we aren't gonna take any action, they pay subscription, the EULA doesn't really matter |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But i hope maxDEL sends me something nice for my birthday |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Perhaps some of his RMT money |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They turned c6 space into a money printing machine |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I don't know why anyone still lives in wormholes |
