| 00:00 - 00:05 | I said come on, knock knock, lets go bomb Pearl Harbour |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Emperor will applaud our bravery, lets get a move on |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Theyll love us at home...... and Chankla |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We'll sneak up without anyone knowing, not even those idiots in Chankla, theyll split their sides laughing |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | You want to know what happened? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | We sunk nothing |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Fk all |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Nothing |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Not a single frikking battleship went to the bottom |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | Nothing |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And then we went back on day 2...... and sank fk all again even though they were all mashed together like this |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Even if id stood there holding a flag like this |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | they still would have missed, our pilots couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I said to them |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | What are you doing???? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | 'You bunch of asshats, youre fking useless' |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | What are we going to do now????? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Not a single fking battleship |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | We'd better get to Wake and support the invasion there |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | because ive forgotten they need air support |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | If we dont make it in time theyll all get sunk and then im going to get my head chopped off |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | i forgot to say i got all the replenishment oilers sunk as well |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | theyre all sunk, every last one of them, i forgot about them |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | it was a mistake i'm sorry, right, no, no |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Ok, seriously though its not all bad news |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I looked them right in the eyes and said 'weve got to get our shit together' |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | No more fk ups, this is important |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Honestly |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | So, about Wake |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | We didnt get there in time and I lost shit loads of men and ships for nothing |
| 02:05 - 02:08 | I know!!! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The whole of the..... the whole |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | .................. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | 52nd Maizaru Naval guard, all of them |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | bobbing up and down in the sea with no ships |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | but at least eighteen of them managed to climb on the side of a destroyer which was great news until it got bombed and sank as well |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Youre an idiot Admiral |
| 02:30 - 02:33 | Youre not wrong Baldy |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | I shouldnt be in charge of your Majesty's forces, im not sure i know what im doing |
| 02:40 - 02:44 | Ayehee Ayehee Ayeheeeee |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Its going a bit better over in Malaya though |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Please tell me i dont have to execute you |
| 02:59 - 03:04 | Theres no need to be so serious, im trying my best here, its not going so bad |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Apart from the 23rd Air Flotilla, we'll find most of them |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Unless the sharks get there first |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I dont think theyll eat them all |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | at least I hope not, we need them in Sumatra |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Otherwise its all been a disaster and we may as well go home now |
