| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new Yamaha Reface synths |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | will be delivered very soon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To this Guitar Center |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...and this one |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ....with many being delivered here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And it will be available in several configurations? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 61 and 76 key weighted options? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Reface..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Reface will only be available with minikeys |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No full size key option will be available. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those whose keyboarding skills are equivalent to that of a quadruple amputee leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is it with these minikeys??! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Am I supposed to play the fucking keyboard with drinking straws? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Or is it only intended for 7-year olds to play? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You may sequence everything with Logic |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But some of us have ten working digits |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And keyboard skills slightly better than Gary Numan on quaaludes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or all you all Kesha fans here? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking one-finger soloists |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer not everyone has Royal Conservatory accreditation |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you going to play "Chopsticks" with it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer it has an excellent FM engine in it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ooooh. Four operators. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | My DX9 had that many in 1984. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Where is the FS1R quality FM |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with vocal formants |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but a better interface? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It doesn't even have pitch and mod wheels. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What do I do for modulation? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Bash my forehead on the front panel? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Poke it with the tip of my dick? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And no polyphonic aftertouch. Of course. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Years. Years I've been waiting for that. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Just to get something close to what Ensoniq gear had in the '90s. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'd be better off |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | with an FB-01 and a home keyboard |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I hear Casio makes nice stuff. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or maybe a Beat Thang taken and |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | thrown down a flight of stairs. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It would be more rewarding to play than this shit. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. I won't let him damage your Beat Thang. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I'd expect this from Roland. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least it doesn't have a D-Beam |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or look like it was designed by chimps with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll just go on eBay |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get an old DX7iiFD |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Relive the glory years. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least this means I won't have to visit Guitar Center. |
