| 00:00 - 00:03 | There is a thread gaining traction on letsrun that you might have cheated at LVM. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They had photographers on the course. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here and here .. you aren't in any of the photos. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Out of all the top 200 runners, you are the only one not photographed. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Including here where a continual steam of photos across the bridge were taken. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Across the bridge you say? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I remember that bridge. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Mike .. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Did you ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Did you cross that bridge and run that marathon? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You can tell us sir? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has run a 5K faster than 22 minutes, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those bastards question me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've dreamed of Boston for over a year! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What kind of people don't believe in miracles? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I trained my ass off! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Over 15 miles a week!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have a selfie at the start dammit!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Did you see the video of me finishing? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did you see how wet my shirt was? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the letsrun crowd is ruthless. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do they not believe in miracles? They are jealous! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, maybe just show the GPS data. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why do I have to show them GPS data? Who are they to question! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's Ken Stillman!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He's been dicking me around for years! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's jealous of my fabulous hair. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And that I'm the most requested DJ here! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you know how much I have invested in Boston gear? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now I'm under attack by jealous and petty people! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I spent too much to let it be stolen from me. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Get on that website, start posting in my defense and rip Stillman! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's for the kids that I even care. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All the kids that want to miss school to watch their Dad run Boston. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do you know how much they learned in Boston? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | SaraB ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | is a spiteful, hateful, lying, Queen-loving, crazy Brit. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I knew I should have tried in all those other races where I just jogged. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I'm injured, I can't prove I can run that fast. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They are jealous I was on Fox News. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Those skinny shits are all jealous of me. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Cindy, don't cry. I'm sure he ran it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Do any of you think I didn't run a 3:11? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Because tell me now if any of you don't believe me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tell me now. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 3:11 ... does seem fast. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm sorry for you. Im sorry that you cant dream big. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call Rojo and threaten him. |
