00:00 - 00:03 | Our plan is to have two tables here |
00:04 - 00:05 | another two here |
00:05 - 00:07 | and a painting station here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We're estimating games will take anywhere |
00:12 - 00:15 | from 20 minutes to an hour, give or take. |
00:17 - 00:19 | 20 minutes for a game? |
00:19 - 00:21 | How many points are we playing total? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | points.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | There are no longer any point values in Age of Sigmar |
00:34 - 00:36 | point values no longer exist. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who does not play tournaments, plays for fun, or doesn't min-max, leave. Now... |
01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | POINT VALUES ARE HOW WE KNOW THE GAME IS BALANCED! |
01:18 - 01:23 | THIS WILL BE TOTAL ANARCHY!! |
01:25 - 01:28 | IF I FIND OUT WHOSE IDEA THIS WAS |
01:29 - 01:31 | I WILL SHOVE MY STEAM TANK SO FAR UP THIER ASS |
01:31 - 01:34 | THEY'LL BE SHITTING CANNONBALLS FOR A WEEK. |
01:34 - 01:37 | I COULDN'T BELIEVE THE BASIC RULES WERE ONLY 4 PAGES LONG |
01:37 - 01:40 | BUT THIS IS SOME SERIOUS BULLSHIT |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer we've played a demo game at the GW store and it's actually really fun and we... |
01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FANBOY!!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, the sudden death rules are a great balancing mechanism |
01:48 - 01:52 | Sudden Death rules?! What are you high? |
01:53 - 01:54 | SUDDEN DEATH RULES?! |
01:56 - 01:57 | What's going to stop some snotty kid |
01:57 - 02:00 | from fielding and army composed of 30 steam tanks? |
02:00 - 02:03 | backed up by THE SUPREME NECROMANCER??!?! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I THOUGHT THE END TIMES SHIT WAS BROKEN |
02:08 - 02:13 | BUT THIS TAKES ONLY WAY TO JUSTIFY BROKEN ARMIES |
02:14 - 02:16 | AND THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW |
02:17 - 02:21 | IT WILL BE LIKE THE TIME I PLAYED KHAINE MAGIC WITH STALIN! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Sure the WoC netlist may have been broken |
02:30 - 02:34 | but at least with point values I could call it "balanced" |
02:34 - 02:36 | it made me feel powerful. |
02:41 - 02:42 | And now |
02:43 - 02:47 | IF I BRING 160 MAN DEATHSTAR THERES NO WAY TO JUSTIFY IT |
02:48 - 02:53 | PEOPLE WILL SAY I'M JUST BEING A HUGE DICK. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Or kill my general and claim a sudden death victory. |
02:56 - 02:59 | HOW CAN I MIN-MAX THE SYSTEM IF THERE'S NO SYSTEM TO MIN-MAX?!?! |
03:00 - 03:02 | SERIOUSLY WHO WANT TO PLAY FOR FUN?!!? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he does this every edition. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Why do they want this game to be fun... |
03:19 - 03:23 | this game used to be about killing new players. |
03:25 - 03:26 | now it's "fun" |
03:31 - 03:33 | I hate fun. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I could always go to another game system |
03:46 - 03:49 | like Warmahordes or Infinity.. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I wonder if the new mini's are cool... |