| 00:00 - 00:03 | LSAC promised us a score by July 7th |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have been patiently waiting, as always. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have offered sacrifices and worn our gray shirts. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you can see, from all the shitpoasts. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And yet, we've heard nothing. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But TLS said it would be out by now. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They're reasonable, right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It appears we may have to.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It appears we may have to wait until July 7th. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The evidence is becoming more clear every day. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of the lurkers get out. Sonar80, BobLob all of you. Only BenWyatt, Mike Spivey and the other shitpoasters may stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It has been long enough! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have done all that was required by the LSAC Gods! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We wore our gray shirts.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We reached 300 posts! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We offered BenWyatt as a sacrifice! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We even said we'd do it with a gray knife! Still green... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Mike Spivey's spy has failed us!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furher, he can only do so much, we have lost contact... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I do not give a fuck! GET THE GOD DAMNED GRAY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher, what does a few more days matter?! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A few more days, it's been 23! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I've had enough! We have waited long enough! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They toy with our feelings. They make us think "today is the day" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Yet, green. All green. I'm drowning in green. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This cannot be stood for. Bring in another sacrifice if we must! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't care who it is, just bring me one. A lurker if you must. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They will accept our god damned sacrifice and go gray or ELSE! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This means everything. We must know sooner than later. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | LSAC is run by a bunch of people who must like drama more than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You know they're reading our shitpoasts. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Laughing and carrying on at us. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It makes me want to incite a riot, even using Redditors if we must. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If one more person asks me what my score is.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will rip their god damn head off and shit down their throats! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As if they could want to know more than I! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Of course you want to know Aunt Fay. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Don't you think I want to know as well?!?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I have paid for this in sweat and blood!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I'm sure you did better than 160 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There they sit, LSAC in their ivory tower |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just want to know. Is that so much to ask? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What could be taking so long? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's just a scantron. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Feed it into the machine, and read the score |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Whats the challenge? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I guess July 7th will be here in 6 days. |
