| 00:00 - 00:03 | The request for our new BLM compound has been submitted. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your air conditioned luxury trailer is here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | next to the ceramic flush toilets. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The laundry is located past the VIP rooms, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and another luxury bathroom and a shower trailer are near that. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The layout seems good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let me know when BMORG signs the contract |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dan Love |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Burning Man.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...They are refusing to sign the contract. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say it's too extravagant. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Ruhs. Seidlitz. Ramos. Sandberg. VIPs. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking BMORG! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who the fuck do the think they are? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Their city wouldn't exist without us! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We slave every year |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | In their fucking dust rave |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Busting people for peeing on the playa |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I invited my boss to see the great job I'm doing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I'm not going to make him shit in a Porta Potty |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The porta potties are cleaned daily and really aren't that bad |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's still a porta potty! It doesn't even flush! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dan Love, you don't have to look at the poo |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fine, you lost your flush toilet and running water privileges |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Enjoy the smell! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Have you ever tried to use one of the porta potties |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | next to the big sound camps at night? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You have to piss into the side of a mountain of crap! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want my own bathroom, shower, and air conditioning! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And then after a relaxing twenty minute shit with a newspaper |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want to eat a goddamned Choco Taco |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's my right as Special Agent Dan Love, tell BMORG to quit stalling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is it really too much to ask |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They're already paying us $4 million |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why is another $1 million such a big deal? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My salad bar.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We might only get 4 kinds of lettuce instead of 8! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was looking forward to short ribs and pork tenderloin |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You can't use a porta potty after eating a cheese plate |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You have to take a shower after every shit! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If I eat water and granola bars I'll fucking bloat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'll save the last Choco Taco for you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought they'd do anything for a permit |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was going to impress them with luxury |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | In the desert |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Without a single dime of my own money |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Issue a press release immediately, tell the press |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We asked for only the same facilities |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | As soldiers and firefighters. |
