| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have breaking news from E3. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Destiny's next expansion, The Taken King |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | has been officially announced. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It promises new content, new subclasses, and a raid. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | New emotes, shaders, and class items are included in the Collectors Edition. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have a spare $20 laying around. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hell, I'd drop $40 for the Collectors Edition. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Collectors Edition... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Collectors Edition is $80 with all previous content included. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The expansion alone costs $40. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except: DeeJ, Luke, Josh, and Lars. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Fuck is this Shit?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have to pay $80 on top of everything I've already payed? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've been playing this God forsaken game since Alpha! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | *I* discovered the fucking loot cave. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My legendary engrams turned to blue trash. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But now you're telling me to buy a broken game twice? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If I want to have the same new dance move |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | as a noob, kinderguardian thats never stepped foot in VoG? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But wouldn't you like to throw your money at Bungie? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Throw money at them? I'd rather throw a bag of dicks at them! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The notion of spending this money is making you anxious, I can see it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The only thing you'll see is my God Damned Gjallarhorn, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | as I SKULLFUCK you with it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I fooled myself into thinking the Dark Below was worth it. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Running through old content, backwards. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Beating a raid so lame, it could be completed solo. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Weapons were worse than lower damage Vault gear. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | When they finally bestowed upon us a "hard" mode raid? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was only artificially hard, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | due to poor design and more bugs than the Temple of Doom. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But then came the House of Wolves. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They finally stopped punishing you for getting new gear. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You didn't lose levels because you found new armor. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Have you tried PoE? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A potential time sink, with no checkpoints, and rewards that aren't worth the effort. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They put the best PvE weapons in a PvP event of all places. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Did you wish more people used Thorn? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Like getting one-shot by a noob with a final round sniper? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Perhaps you prefer blinking shotgun scrubs? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know, I'll never see the Lighthouse either. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There aren't enough Passage Coins in the Reef |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to carry my sorry ass through Trials. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe Iron Banner? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And now they expect me to give them more money? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just so I can play as Hawkeye, Thor, or the Emperor from Star Wars? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You'd think Disney bought them too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a Red Bull... |
