| 00:00 - 00:05 | The 980 Ti comes out at $650 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyone goes nuts |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We're stuck holding our dicks |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We haven't even launched, and we're already losing, so what are we gonna do? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We price it the exact same! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The same! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | The same! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The same! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Worse performance at the same price you could have bought the 980 Ti at a month ago |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | The same! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | $650 and it only has 4 gigs of vram! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | But we keep saying it is a 4k card |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And that you don't need more than 4 gigs of vram |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | At the same time we |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | At the same time we launch the 390x |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | with 8 gigs! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Eight gigs on the cheaper card |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | The same price! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And the AMD fanboys |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Said it would beat the Titan X |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We said it was an overclockers dream, and it artifacts at 100 more mhz |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And you can't crossfire them |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Without putting another radiator somewhere |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, seriously, though |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We've got high bandwidth memory on this thing |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So memory bandwidth won't be a problem |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Except it never was! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Never! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | All it did was drive up the cost |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And we couldn't put anything more than 4 gigs on it |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | $650! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Can you believe this shit? |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | HBM! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We are out denying spinoff rumors |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | While our biggest launch in years crashes and burns |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | We were actually gonna charge more, but then the 980 Ti came out and we couldn't |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | More than $650? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Way more. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Titan X performance for cheaper, we said |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Then the 980 Ti came out and we shit ourselves |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | We're so fucked |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Is there any reason to buy this thing? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I guess it's not as hot, maybe, and it's smaller if you don't count the radiator |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | or if you're an idiot who likes wasting money |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | or an AMD fanboy |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Bulldozer 2.0! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Remember that shit? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | We're gonna do it again when Zen comes out |
