Laughing Guy Explains the $650 Fury X Launch

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Laughing guy explains the $650 Fury X Launch

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00:00 - 00:05The 980 Ti comes out at $650
00:05 - 00:07Everyone goes nuts
00:07 - 00:10We're stuck holding our dicks
00:11 - 00:16We haven't even launched, and we're already losing, so what are we gonna do?
00:17 - 00:21We price it the exact same!
00:21 - 00:24The same!
00:26 - 00:28The same!
00:29 - 00:31The same!
00:31 - 00:34Worse performance at the same price you could have bought the 980 Ti at a month ago
00:38 - 00:40The same!
00:41 - 00:47$650 and it only has 4 gigs of vram!
00:47 - 00:50But we keep saying it is a 4k card
00:50 - 00:56And that you don't need more than 4 gigs of vram
00:58 - 00:59At the same time we
00:59 - 01:01At the same time we launch the 390x
01:04 - 01:06with 8 gigs!
01:06 - 01:08Eight gigs on the cheaper card
01:13 - 01:14The same price!
01:14 - 01:16And the AMD fanboys
01:16 - 01:20Said it would beat the Titan X
01:21 - 01:27We said it was an overclockers dream, and it artifacts at 100 more mhz
01:35 - 01:36And you can't crossfire them
01:36 - 01:39Without putting another radiator somewhere
01:41 - 01:44No, seriously, though
01:44 - 01:47We've got high bandwidth memory on this thing
01:47 - 01:49So memory bandwidth won't be a problem
01:50 - 01:53Except it never was!
01:54 - 01:56Never!
01:56 - 01:58All it did was drive up the cost
01:58 - 02:02And we couldn't put anything more than 4 gigs on it
02:05 - 02:07$650!
02:10 - 02:11Can you believe this shit?
02:11 - 02:13HBM!
02:15 - 02:17We are out denying spinoff rumors
02:17 - 02:20While our biggest launch in years crashes and burns
02:21 - 02:28We were actually gonna charge more, but then the 980 Ti came out and we couldn't
02:29 - 02:30More than $650?
02:30 - 02:32Way more.
02:36 - 02:39Titan X performance for cheaper, we said
02:40 - 02:42Then the 980 Ti came out and we shit ourselves
02:50 - 02:55We're so fucked
02:56 - 02:58Is there any reason to buy this thing?
02:58 - 03:04I guess it's not as hot, maybe, and it's smaller if you don't count the radiator
03:04 - 03:09or if you're an idiot who likes wasting money
03:09 - 03:11or an AMD fanboy
03:16 - 03:20Bulldozer 2.0!
03:23 - 03:26Remember that shit?
03:31 - 03:36We're gonna do it again when Zen comes out