| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we got that piece of shit out the door, what can we do to exploit these cretins even more? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Quick! Announce the sequel! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Try to keep a straight face and don't shit yourselves |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | You should have seen the look in their eyes |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | fucking dollar signs! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 2! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | ahahahahahaha! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 2! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | and those poor fools are going to pay for it all again! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | sequel! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | and we've removed the investor model, they won't get shit back this time |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | 1 isn't finished but people are buying $10k backer packs already! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | At this rate Project CARS 3 will be announced by christmas |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Project PLANES, Project SPACESHIPS, you fucking name it |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | poor bastards won't know what hit them |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Project CASH! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | The formula is bulletproof |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 2! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The fanboys do our jobs for us! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | We just spout marketting drivel and they fight tooth and nail all over the web 24/7 |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | it's fucking glorious, have you seen these guys? We didn't even need a fresh batch of Koolaid! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Meanwhile the games media are just shills |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | here's a goodie bag |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | 'oh ok better write a nice review' |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | which would be considered a problem if it wasn't so good for business |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | we just put our hands in our pockets |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and out come bribes |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 20 euro |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | good boy, run along now and don't forget to send us your copy for approval |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | we can get whatever message we like out there |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | 2! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | the first one is making money guys |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | we need MORE |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | every night we thank the god of stupid |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | for delivering us this golden goose |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Kunos have 18 employees, we have 140! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | 140 people ripping assets from NFS Shift? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yeah that old bag of spanners |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | iRacing thought they had a cash cow? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | watch this guys! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | if it wasn't for the money I'd probably feel bad |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | have you got much money so far? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | oh yeah sure, it's a steady stream |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I'm convinced every time a fanboy reads a negative comment they send us money |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | it's precious |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | how many delays do you think we have planned? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | they're already expecting it! Might as well milk it |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Slightly Mad Studios, fucking insane customers! |
