| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Dan and Dave phone me up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They save they have Stannis's plot confirmed |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "We'll kill the filthy usurper, make the Bolton's victorious, |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and have Brienne kill him to put the nail in the coffin." |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He's going to take Winterfell at the beginning of "The Winds of Winter"! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | The Mannis |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | D&D will be sh#tting bricks when the book is published |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They can't even write their own names, never mind a decent episode |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Having their fan conventions |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | "We're book readers" they say |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | House Mormont! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | The Glovers and the Mountain Clans! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Manderly in Stannis's pocket |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Roose's plan fallen through the roof, with Karstark caught! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Bolton and his mutinous army! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "I'm no Lannister loyalist" he shouts |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Hires that fool Karsark thinking he won't get caught! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The Warden of the North |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Surrounded by people who want him dead! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Then he goes, "Wait" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We will send out the Frey and Manderly knights |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | to Crush Stannis' infantry." |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Freys get killed by the Manderlies and Crowfood's traps! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Just like that |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | The others inside Winterfell will then slaughter the Boltons like sheep! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Manage the North? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Couldn't manage his dinner! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | In his pink flayed-man superhero costume |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Thinks the Northern lords are idiots! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "I had nothing to do with the Red Wedding!" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Stabbing Robb Stark in the heart! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | In the heart? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | In the heart, aye! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He's lost the plot! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Big creepy Roose! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do the Boltons have a chance of winning? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I suppose they have a chance of killing one or two soldiers |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Lord Leech says he can defeat Stannis' entire army |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Sorry, I got a bit carried away there. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But Wyman Manderly and his pies... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Stirring up sh#t so he can get revenge |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | The North remembers |
