| 00:00 - 00:03 | Char's entire lineup is online |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we know they will be hosting East |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we need our East lineup ready to play |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we should start warming up |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | since we haven't practiced our starting lineup in 3 weeks |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Blitzerg and Goza are East |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll be fine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Water.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Blitzerg.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Blitzerg is nowhere to be seen |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we might have to play Stealth defense |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need to talk to Stealth, Swift, and All |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THREE SEASONS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THREE SEASONS WITHOUT A PLAYOFF WIN |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT BRIDGE-BUILDING UKULELE-PLAYING PIECE OF SHIT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | we just used our last reschedule |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I RESCHEDULED THIS GAME FOR HIM |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE TOLD ME THIS DAY WOULD WORK FOR HIM |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HE'S PROBABLY PLAYING BANJOBALL AS WE SPEAK |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | FAPPING AWAY TO KENDRA SUNDERLAND |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Stealth: water hes level 3 Xapos we're better without him. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE'S THE BEST DEFENDER IN ZHL. WE'RE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Stealth: i can play better defense |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You can't even defend your thoughts with complete sentences |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I COUNTED ON BLITZERG |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ALL SEASON LONG |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'VE BEEN RESCHEDULING GAMES FOR THAT FUCKER |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | JUST SO HE CAN NOT SHOW UP ON GAME DAY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I DRAFTED THIS TEAM FOR ATTENDANCE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | TO RID SHAKURAS OF THE CURSE I CREATED IN SEASON 2 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND YET IT CONTINUES |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE DAY WE HAVE A FULL LINEUP, WE'LL MERCY RULE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least we're only missing one player |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we have plenty of good subs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and we have Goza and Bulbasaur |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | where's Goza.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | GOZA COULD BE HERE FOR THE ORIGINAL SCHEDULE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Goza probably got dinner'd by his parents |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | because he didn't know we were playing today |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | because he can't see our group events |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BECAUSE HE'S ON A FREE ARCADE ACCOUNT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's okay Art, you don't need to retire |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Swift and All need to get warmed up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll just.. score a couple goals and bitchwalk for days |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or else we'll lose |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Blitzerg just logged on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We play in 3 minutes, so much for a warmup |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "Sorry, I was using the restroom" he'll say |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will make the lobby |
