| 00:00 - 00:03 | Chairman Pao, We've noticed increased activity on /r/fatpeoplehate |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have amassed over 150,000 subs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | feelings have been hurt here, and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If something isn't done about it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we risk losing all SJW street cred. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let's just ban /r/fatpeoplehate. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What's the worst that could happen? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chairman Pao... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Projections... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Projections show this could cause a shitstorm |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the likes of which we've never seen. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't an admin, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This could cause a shitstorm?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You think I care about a shitstorm?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There are feelings being hurt! We can't allow that on reddit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If we don't stand up for the fatties |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | who do you think is going to?? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You think they CHOSE to be fat? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They were born this way and don't deserve criticism! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | People can be healthy at any size! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chairman Pao, healthy at any size doesn't even make sense. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck off! Have you even read your SJW guidebook?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chairman Pao, you can't be fat and healthy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Goddamnit! You sound like a shitlord! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You obviously don't know anything. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My doctor told me that working out could hurt me! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And I only eat 9000 calories a day. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm fat, and I'm healthy! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | /r/fatpeoplehate is just jealous because I have curves! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm fat and I'm sexy! Fuck the shitlords! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is the unacceptable on my internet! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | "Healthy at any size" doesn't make sense? Fuck you! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't even believe this shit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don't you care about feelings on the internet? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | People have been triggered. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's not like they could just block /r/fatpeoplehate |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | or not click on the links that make it to the front page. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We have to protect their feels. It's our job. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | There is no bigger problem on reddit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | than /r/fatpeoplehate existing. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Don't you dare tell me otherwise. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It'll be alright. Chairman Pao knows what she's doing. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm sorry you guys. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I shouldn't have oppressed you by yelling. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm sorry. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's just... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't lose my SJW street cred |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I had to start a ponzi scheme to get that. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just ban /r/fatpeoplehate, it'll be fine. |
