| 00:08 - 00:12 | Oooh, this is fun, it's great being a hippy on drugs |
| 00:14 - 00:19 | Ooonst, oonst, oonst, that's how we do it |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | OOPS, sorry, didn't see you there |
| 00:40 - 00:44 | Heyy, vot da fukk |
| 00:45 - 00:47 | Oh sorry Techno Viking, I was going to bash that raver over there. |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | Drugs! Venture to beyond and bring the Techno Viking drugs |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | Ventuuuure.... |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Keep venturing... |
| 01:02 - 01:06 | Techno Viking is doing the watching motherfukker |
| 01:09 - 01:11 | Do not make me split nuts off firstborn. |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | Again. |
| 01:20 - 01:22 | Thanks, arsehole. |
| 01:30 - 01:33 | Now I feel ready to fukk the bitches. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | "You are a giant fairy." |
| 02:08 - 02:10 | "Signed, Your Mum." |
| 02:17 - 02:19 | Stop, my boobs are still bouncing. |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Do not make me bounce my boobs on your face. |
| 02:40 - 02:48 | "I can only focus camera lens on glory of Techno Viking for so long before risk of cracks appearing in lens" |
| 02:49 - 02:54 | "Focusing on this drug drongo temporarily is camera safety precaution." |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Techno Viking has no tattoo... |
| 02:59 - 03:04 | ...needles shattered on impact due to hardness of Techno Viking manscape." |
| 03:07 - 03:09 | Boobs feeling warmed up now... |
| 03:11 - 03:14 | Ready for mating... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I see bitches everywhere... |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | Why do the bitches not accost me? |
| 03:21 - 03:24 | It is slight confusion for Techno Viking. |
| 03:28 - 03:31 | Perhaps they are gay for another bitch |
| 03:35 - 03:38 | Techno Viking Boobage is in full effect now. |
| 03:50 - 03:55 | There you are! Your mum's been calling you from the window! |
