| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Western news media are alleging war crimes in Syria. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They claim that chlorine and sarin gas were used |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to attack civilians in Idlib. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are confident that these attacks were a false flag |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | orchestrated by rebels to trick the USA into attacking the Syria. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He'll, Trump will |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | see through this trick. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Trump... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Trump has already launched missile attacks on Syrian bases. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | al-Shuayrat airfield is all-fucked. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone who is not up to date on /sg/ to bugger off. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was a false flag! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The gas attacks were false flags! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A child with Down syndrome could see that Assad has nothing to gain from using chemical weapons. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Two days ago the USA said that regime change was no longer a goal, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | so the rebels make this naked ploy, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and now they're back to helping ISIS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I should have known better than to trust an American |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | surrounded by neo-cons, Jews, and fag-lovers. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Leader, I think Trump is playing 4D Chess - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Only a fag-lover would use that worn out meme! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, the base was warned ahead of time. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's doing exactly what he was elected not to do! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all an error! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Soros gave a camera to jihadi militants, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and the Academy gave them an Oscar |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | for making up this mess of garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The doctor who autopsied the victims was kicked out of England, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | because he was a Salafist maniac who wanted to cause an apocalypse. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why is Trump such a retard? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's like everyone in America thinks Russia is still being ruled by Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | An Oscar from the Academy... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had hope, hope deep in my heart, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that Trump would fix it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Yeah right. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | By Allah, the neocons and the deep state are in control of Trump. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is a worse horror than I ever expected from his folks. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They showed him photos of infanticide, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | now the American wants blood from the "Tsar!" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now terrorists will cover Syria in innocent blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh Anna, it's 4D Chess. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The gas attack was invented one... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is a... lack of empathy that made this happen. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's obvious. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I feel so forlorn. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It would seems more like a cruel joke instead of an error so amateurish. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like Yakov Smirnoff told it himself. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just hope he builds the wall. |
