| 00:00 - 00:05 | Another flukey win for the wee team last Sunday! Just wait til next season, things will be back to normal! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ah fuckin hate they cocky Jambo pricks! |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | Did you enjoy your team's win in the derby last week then? |
| 00:12 - 00:17 | Aye of course ah did, it was magic. Always enjoy beatin they bastards at the pink Wongadome! What a stoater fae Sparky an aw! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You can now look forward to the cup final on the 26th! How do you see that going? |
| 00:19 - 00:27 | Ah cannae wait, think we've got a chance and wee Paddy and the boys will be pumped up fur it efter whit happened last year! Bring it on! |
| 00:27 - 00:33 | Ah just hope aw they Hearts bastards are spewin efter 90 minutes cos if we win the cup they'll huv fuck all tae sing aboot! |
| 00:33 - 00:38 | 1902 no more. 'Mon the Hibees! |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | Of course things could be even better week for all you Hibees if reports from Lithuania are to be believed! |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | What are ye on aboot, ah've heard nothin since wee Vlad had his stroke a few weeks back!? |
| 00:44 - 00:48 | UBIG are being made insolvent. Hearts could be out of business by next week! |
