Hitler learns about the Heartland Model
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Many Mormon scholars believe the Book of Mormon happened in Mesoamerica, but there is overwhelming evidence suggesting it happened in America's Heartland.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here is the itinerary of the trip |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First we'll fly to Florida |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and then we'll board the cruise ship |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'll sail to Mexico and around to Belize |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and then we will hike up to ruins Chichen Itza and Palenque |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This will be the best tour |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can't wait to see all the ruins of the Nephites |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuehrer ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Joseph ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Joseph Smith told us where the Book of Mormon happened |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Nephites lived in North America |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave except Winchester, Nibley, Sorenson, and Peterson |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | North America?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Book of Mormon happened in North America? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why on earth would such notable scholars publish countless works on Mexico |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | if the Book of Mormon didn't even happen there? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I feel like such an idiot |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone has lied to me, even the Maxwell Institute |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They constantly publish articles explaining |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | why there's no Jewish DNA in the Americas |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuehrer, they actually found it in North America ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What's next, artifacts with Hebrew writing? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuehrer, that's exactly what they found |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then why don't they ever use that for evidence? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Their own theories! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you have any idea |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | how much money I wasted on that cruise |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | just to find out that I could have seen them when I went to the US? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I spent years trying to explain to the Anti-Mormons |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | how a tapir could pull a chariot from one city to the next. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was the most humiliating thing I've ever had to do |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I almost gave up and just became an Atheist like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No wonder it's so easy for them |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to attack the Book of Mormon when we say it happened |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | where a Nephite had never actually set foot |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This whole freaking time, they have been producing these bogus publications |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It was as simple as reading what Joseph Smith said over and over again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What were these people thinking? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Did they really think their research was more valid |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | than the revelations of the prophet? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we can go on Meldrum's tour |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Imagine how these people will feel |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | when they learn that their life's work was for nothing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That must suck |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The mystery is solved |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I can't still have a good time in Mexico, you're sorely mistaken |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This better be one heck of a cruise |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Well, now we know |