| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, I'm here to report the areas... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Where we've got a 7 days a week GP service |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, in the leafy marginals... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There's fair coverage 8am to 8pm |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Here, in the urban areas, there is even greater coverage |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But what about the semi-rural areas? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We need GPs working every day, what of it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm sad to report... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our Area Teams have not made any progress... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | On developing a 7 day service there |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Civil servants, junior ministers, patient and public involvement staff, leave the room... now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was meant to be my fucking legacy... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A 7 Day Free Health Service, the first in the entire world |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Which every country would be trying to emulate |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It'd be, it'd be, David Cameron's 7 Day NHS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Good, Cheap and Fast... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What am I fucking going to do now? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't let Gordon Brown beat me on this |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even he managed to get the fucking GPs working more for nothing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Prime Minister, we took 500 QOF points off them and... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's not fucking enough! You need to cut all funding, they're resilient bastards |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Prime Minister, perhaps we need to do things differently... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the fuck! Don't you know these GPs, they're awkward sods |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Revalidation... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Appraisal, Admission avoidance crap |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | CQC Nazis, TripAdvisor ratings... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Patient group bollocks, Tick-box medicine... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Extra commissioning work, Constant re-organisation... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We even got the Daily Mail on them with regular hate articles |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And they're still fucking here, what the fuck! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Are they fucking stupid! Don't they know we don't want them around any more? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And to think I've got my mates in Virgin and Boots ready... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just think of the directorships we could all walk into |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Life after politics... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Look what you've all done... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A half-arsed job, just making us look bloody stupid |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How are we going to win the election now? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And where's Mr Hunt? Why's he not here? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I gave him explicit instructions... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Butter up the GPs, but then fucking destroy them |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can always re-apply to work in the CCG |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Look, there may be a way to salvage this... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How about we go back to a 5 day service? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Promote quality care... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Say that was our direction all along... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least they might remember me for that... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Never mind the Width of the service... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just feel the Quality |
