Hitler Reacts to BIOL1 2015
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Hitler's reaction to the June 2015 AQA Biology Unit 1 paper
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So it looks like the BIOL1 exam this year was a piece of shit |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It looks like the whole country has fucked up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With marks being dropped like milk over lactase covered beads |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Or even honey being poured over a wound |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Those god damn bees |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No, honestly, I think I did good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | On the whole |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You fucked up on the BIOL1 exam |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Really, really badly |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any aspiring examiners leave the room, apart from Kietel, Yodle, Krebs, and Buddor |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was a bloody food tech paper! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Where on earth was the bloddy biology course? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The shit heads at AQA assume that we can all answer food questions to the same level as Gordon fucking Ramsay |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the fuck?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Maybe I''ll go and do a degree in honey making with my U in biology |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That bloody question on oily fish! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do all bloody fish have the superpower to cure people of asthma? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | God damn you mackrel, salmon, and fucking sardines |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, I know how you feel |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck how you feel, or how honey is meant to heal wounds! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it's not even medication |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know it's not a drug you arsehole |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's natural fucking honey |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What the fuck has honey got to do with the biology course?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Half a year I spent on BIOL1 and they ignore the heart and lungs! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I hope that mouse enjoyed its bloody injection |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Maybe the people who wrote the paper should supply us with honey |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | So that we can heal our wounds on results day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Where were the lungs? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Months I spent revising inspiration/expiration and lung disease, but no! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | 2 marks for stating why people didn't get the vaccine, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe they didn't want to do it okay, I wouldn't |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I fucking hate needles |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My God |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Maybe they should take an exam on how not to only use data questions |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Maybe the cow milking bastards should take a grammar test whilst there at it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "Do these data support the conclusion?" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Do these pieces of data support the conclusion?" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is what they should've written the illiterate mongrels |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure he doesn't know you wrote that one Anna |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'll send them my textbook |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Show them the lack of honey and fish in unit 1 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All of the lungs...missing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Perhaps they'll be kind with the grade boundaries |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Who am I kidding? AQA want us to fail, why would they make the grade boundaries low? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If we're lucky, we'll be looking at 42 for an E |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I never liked biology anyways... |