| 00:00 - 00:03 | Pill: Welcome our TB and CoM and Minax brothers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pill: As you know we have suffered massive casualities |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Pill: in Bucc's Den and Moonglow |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Pill: The sigils have been hopelessly lost |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Pill: and even my own doorstep was bombed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Blaise: And all this while I baked a ziti? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Blaise: and flooded irc chat with youtube links? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Pill: ...Lord Blaisendorf... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pill: ...there's more.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ebola: We're losing tournaments and CTF left and right |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ebola: We even lost to roleplayers in the first round of fight night |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Blaise: Bogugh, Gideon, Theo and other faceless newbies please wait outside with the rest of the fodder |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Blaise: We are supposed to be a shameless zerg! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Blaise: Three factions should be able to beat one! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Blaise: We neglected our wives and families to guard sigils all night for nothing! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Blaise: I had to take my daughter's accounts to make factioners |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Blaise: and farm up enough points for this title |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Blaise: and now every SL is calling me out to fight |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Blaise: and I have to bake pasta to avoid embarrassment. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Blaise: I've had nothing but ziti for two months! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | el horno: If you put it in the freezer it will keep all year- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Blaise: Where do you think I put 2014's excuses? The freezer! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | el horno: Lord Blaisendorf we could have a bake sale |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Blaise: How can I flood IRC with trash talk and baseless accusations |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Blaise: if I'm at a bake sale? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Blaise: Do you have any idea how much time I spent |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Blaise: in the last nine months coming up with terrible ideas |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Blaise: about restricting moongate travel |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Blaise: and turning factions into a champ spawn? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Blaise: And now you tell me we've lost everything |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Blaise: What have I been running my mouth for? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Blaise: I dropped macing on my pvp characters for this! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Blaise: What's the point of having everyone in TB |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Blaise: And allying with Minax and CoM |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Blaise: To get teabagged by a couple of shadowlords? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Blaise: None of us have any points left. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Blaise: Even Sandro and Roman are afraid to use their mains. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Blaise: Amfekk's purple faction bless wore off... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Blaise: Cynic hasn't left his boat since God knows when... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Blaise: We have to spend every night at champ spawns |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Blaise: While Dank Nuggets run around rampant. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Bart: If you're going to quit...I'll hold onto your stuff like I did Timbo back there. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Blaise: Maybe we should have stayed in CTF. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Blaise: Atleast we'd still have zero points and not negative six. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Blaise: True Brits are through. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Blaise: Join your characters to Minax. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Blaise: Tell Pill and Ebola if we all join Minax |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Blaise: Atleast then cr3w can return and we can hide behind them. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Blaise: I'll miss that purple warhorse. |
