Stroke ambulance
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Hitler learns that Berlin is about to at a CT-scanner-equipped ambulance to its fleet.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Stroke treatment in Berlin | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | is far too slow. | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have ambulances everywhere | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but it is not enough. | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Brain cells are dying. | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do you have a solution? | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Don't waste my time. | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuehrer, | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We would like to equip | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ambulances with CT scanners. | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | How much will this cost? | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Millions? | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How many millions? | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We don't have that many Deutschmarks | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | --and by Deutschmarks, I meant Euros-- | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | thanks to the economy. | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | So expensive! | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And t-PA isn't even that good! | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The studies are mediocre at best! | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the neurologists say-- | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Most of them are in the pocket of Genentech! | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the studies-- | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have shown much better results than | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | seen in actual practice. | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A million-Euro ambulance | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for a 10,000 Euro drug | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that doesn't do what it promises. | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You might as well | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | use it for trauma too, | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | so we can waste resources | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and look like French physicians | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and kill a princess. | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can think of so many better ways | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to spend that kind of money! | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Food! Blood pressure control! | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Diabetes control! | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Safer Autobahn driving! | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And when the Americans copy us | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they will use these ambulances | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to drive insurance billing | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | to the mother hospitals. | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What a waste. | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You are so certain this t-PA works. | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is more faith | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | than science. | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Everyone who still believes | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | in this silly crusade | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | should probably leave the room now. | 
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