| 00:00 - 00:03 | But Sir, we can't locate the your 2 million misssing supporters. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's nothing along the mall... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | that would hide them from view. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The only possibility is that they all went into this building here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But even though it is a very large building...We cannot be sure. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I see. That makes sense if they all went into my new hotel. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Good idea. Fabulous marketing potential. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh Mr. President... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bannon? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I must inform you, that is not your hotel. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That is the Russian embassy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that did not attend my inauguration in person leave the room immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking Russians again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm sick of hearing about the Russians. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First Manafort went down in Russian flames. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then Flynn had to resign. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now Sessions is in trouble. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We were supposed to be raking in the money by now. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Melania can't monetize her position and Ivanka can't sell her cheap Chinese made clothes. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What will Putin think?. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | These things take time. If we give them some new scandal to distract them. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Reince, Scandal! I'm sick to death of scandal. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. President we can blame Obama. Focus it there. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Blame Obama for what? I'm the President now. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Me! This is about me. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I won the election. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I had the biggest inaugural crowd ever. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And the most eletoral votes in history. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm the President! Conflict of interest laws don't apply to me. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who gives a flying fuck if Russian intelligene services influenced the US election? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If they did, they did it for me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You think this is about Obama! This is about MONEY! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | $200,000 initiation fees ar Mar-a-Lago. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Unlimited campaign donations. Licensing the Trump brand. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Making Donald Trump the greatest ever! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And you guys... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | In your custom Brooks Brothers and tailored Armani suits. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I buy my suits at Sears, and they're great! Really tremendous. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But here I am talking about this shit when I could be out grabbing pussies. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Did you hear me? Grabbing pussies. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Thank god I don't have little hands. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Betsy. He grabbed mine too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Priebus. This is your fault. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All this started when I named you Chief of Staff. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You must fix this. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A trick is called for. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You stay here. Don't come to Florida this weekend. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or ever if you don't make this right. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Put it on Obama somehow. |
