| 00:00 - 00:03 | Well, the Bengals had another great draft in 2015. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We took two promising young OTs in the first 2 rounds |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Also Paul Dawson from TCU and Josh Shaw from USC |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And Mario Alford to help in the slot and in our return game. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We also picked two tight ends. One in the third, and one in the 6th. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. We should have a good season. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can't wait to see the reactions on the message boards. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Oh yeah, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | about that . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The front office is shutting down the message boards |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say its become too expensive to justify |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Denny, mods, stay here. The rest of you, get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking shitting me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck are Mike and Katie thinking? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is how this fucked up organization repays the loyalty of the few fans it has left? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All I have left to amuse me now is internet porn. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Did you tell him about our lesbian films? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Don't tell me this is about the money. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is about protecting that fucking ginger QB and his fragile ego!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It was probably a condition of Marvin's extension that he didn't deserve. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Andy and Marvin have gotten us to the playoffs for 4 straight years |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And four straight fucking first round beat downs! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I won't stand here and let you belittle our achievements! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Playoff losses mean shit to me, you fucking homer! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want a goddamn ring! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You might be conditioned to accept mediocrity, but not me! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You should move to Cleveland where losing isnt just an option, but a way of life. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm sure Johnny Football could use another fanboy to wax his knob for him. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We rely on these boards to get us through the endless failures of this fucked up excuse of an NFL franchise |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's here that we come to relish the wins and mourn the losses |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Good or bad, everyday we log into our accounts and give our allegiance to our beloved Bengals |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Next thing well be hearing is that AJ Green was too expensive and had to be traded to the fucking Steelers!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Dont they know what these boards mean to us? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What about our pride? We had the best message boards in the entire history of the NFL!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | In the whole history of organized sports!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And what about all of my rep points? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Dont they care how many posts I had to write in order to achieve the status of a Bengal Legend? Or my VIP Platinum Membership rating? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I could have spent that time with my family or some other stupid shit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or what about all of the jerseys and other swag I bought from the Pro Shop? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I gave this franchise more than just my money |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I gave it my heart, and my soul, and my blood!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. He's not even into girl-on-girl stuff. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who am I kidding? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm just a pathetic shell of a human being. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's just football. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The boards don't matter to Mike Brown. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I always wanted to believe that he read them, and listened to our advice. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Especially mine, of course. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Can I get a WHO DEY? |
