| 00:00 - 00:05 | When I first made Five Nights at Freddy's the people demanded More! More! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We want more Scott, Now! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I didn't know what to do! I had to make something |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So I started making Five Nights at Freddy's 2 and it was going well. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | It only took me 87 days |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And all I did was copy everything from the first game! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And the fan base defends me from everyone mad at me |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They say I worked super hard on the story |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and all I did was through random elements and let the fans make the story |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Then I did the same |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | with Five Nights at Freddy's 3 |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I even took animatironics out |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and replaced them with "illusions" |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The "illusions" were only there |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | for like a second at a time |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And now I'm making a movie off of a game that takes place in one room |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and the people actually think its a good Idea |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | but in the end I'm just getting more money |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but seriously, I love Five Nights At Freddy's |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Dedicated fan base Absolutely love em' |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But I started to run out of money |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | So I'm making FNAF 4 |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | and there are already theories about it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and I'm just gonna copy those |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Literally, All I have to do is make an animatronic and take a picture of it. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | and people make fan games |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | so I s- |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I sue them |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and get money all this money from them |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I get all this money from a game, that takes a few months to make |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "They still buy it?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah they do |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | There's this guy I mess with |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He makes theories |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | and so every time he releases theory about FNAF I ruin his theory with a pic |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | "So whats that guys name?" |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | MatPat or something. He falls for it every single time. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But in the end |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | His theories are completely useless |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But I still get money |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | his vids get views and so people buy FNAF |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I screw over all these popular youtubers all the time |
