Hitler reacts to TOTS delay
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Hitler reacts to TOTS delay
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Coinsellers are glitching coins everywhere, its out of hand. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our server infrastructure is under heavy load, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Fifa points purchasing has declined. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We attribute this to the cheap and easily available coins. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and as you know, the FUT mod lacks the most basic functions to mitigate the issue. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Lets implement pricebands, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The solution is obvious. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Andrew Wilson (EA CEO) |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It wont solve the problem and arguably create more. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Undermining the whole premise of the game, which is to trade cards, |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ChuBoi, Kjored and Krips. Everyone else leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Have I thought you nothing?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | who cares about the "premise of the game"?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | we have the FIFA licensees. we can do whatever we want! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What are we, some sort of joy provider?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No, we take their money.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and then we take their parents money, as much as possible! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is the essence of our company. write it down! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Pricebands will increase our profit, you imbeciles! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Andrew, think of the game, it will be ruined. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you think I care about that?! Ruin the game?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Andrew, we cannot do this! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We are EA, the frontleaader in doing what the fooock we want! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are EA! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Coins will be harder to buy, at least for now. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sure. the market will stagnate with players not selling, slowly going extinct.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | as their dollar value becomes negligible compared the their scarcity. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But, then everyone who wants an IF or MOTM has to pack him! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Unless you want to wait days, or weeks to buy him overpriced! And all this under the guise of "fairness" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IMAGINE THE PROFIT!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is market strategy that would impress every Dictator out there, even the late Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We could even introduce a new pack event and delay TOTS. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and blame the TOTS delay on market problems that we created.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They will praise us for taking action and buy FIFA points. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Gullible children. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I wish I could personally snatch every wallet from each child on the face of the earth! Twice! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It would be the most fun ive had since making SimCity into a mobile game. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | God that game sucks. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But did it make money? You bet your ass it made money! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It printed money and we had only 3 guys work on it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the FIFA community will upvote a thread with at least 10 votes. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What will we do next year, that's the question. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After this, can we really do the same all over again? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Minor tweaks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | graphics, slightly improved. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Heading buffed, maybe passing nerfed and a new menu. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we leave the bugs as always, so they have a false incentive to buy the next one. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is to easy. |
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