00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Mickey. We have a problem with the Salado Eggfest |
00:04 - 00:05 | Look at the map |
00:05 - 00:07 | You see how far Salado is from an airport? |
00:08 - 00:12 | There is a movement to move it to Houston |
00:12 - 00:15 | because Austin is too far away |
00:17 - 00:19 | Who is behind |
00:19 - 00:21 | the move to Houston? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | It's ... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Village Idiot and Travis Strickland |
00:34 - 00:36 | but they have a lot of followers |
00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone here has commited to Houston, leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | How could they do this to me? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I can understand that weasel, Village Idiot, doing it |
01:18 - 01:23 | but Travis was like a son to me. |
01:25 - 01:28 | He and his wife were welcome in my home. |
01:29 - 01:31 | She even ate my food. |
01:31 - 01:34 | and now that slimy Gomer Pyle betrays me ! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I know why he did it. |
01:37 - 01:40 | VI is a better cook and he thinks he can learn more from him. |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, you burn your chicken wings on the Egg. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I was showing people how NOT to do it. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein furher, but you burn everything you cook. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I could cook perfectly if I wanted to, Like Doc and Grif |
01:53 - 01:54 | but that would be too easy. |
01:56 - 01:57 | Then, people would look at me like another Cazzy |
01:57 - 02:00 | or Necessary Indulgence |
02:00 - 02:03 | and not "the sheriff of Salado" like I am known. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Sure, I could cook like the rest of them |
02:08 - 02:13 | My mini can cook a naked ham in 2 minutes |
02:14 - 02:16 | I SHOWED THEM HOW TO DO IT |
02:17 - 02:21 | I bet Cen-Tex is going to drive all the way to Houston too. |
02:27 - 02:29 | What a loser. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I was going to fix the next drawing to get him a Mini. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I was going to get one for that slimeball too. |
02:41 - 02:42 | what's his name ? |
02:43 - 02:47 | Oh yeah, Travis Strikeout |
02:48 - 02:53 | Well, that does it. I can't take it anymore. |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'm outta here ! |
02:56 - 02:59 | I never learned anything from those forum people anyway. |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
03:04 - 03:07 | That's not true, Austin Egghead. He loved your chorizo. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I should have never been born. |
03:19 - 03:23 | All that I've worked for is lost. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe we should sell our Eggs |
03:31 - 03:33 | each one of us in this room.. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I can't bear knowing I'm just another Egghead. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I'll just buy a Webber |
03:53 - 03:56 | or Hibachi. |