Herr Mickey. We have a problem with the Salado Eggfest
Look at the map
You see how far Salado is from an airport?
There is a movement to move it to Houston
because Austin is too far away
Who is behind
the move to Houston?
Village Idiot and Travis Strickland
but they have a lot of followers
If anyone here has commited to Houston, leave the room now
How could they do this to me?
I can understand that weasel, Village Idiot, doing it
but Travis was like a son to me.
He and his wife were welcome in my home.
She even ate my food.
and now that slimy Gomer Pyle betrays me !
I know why he did it.
VI is a better cook and he thinks he can learn more from him.
But sir, you burn your chicken wings on the Egg.
I was showing people how NOT to do it.
Mein furher, but you burn everything you cook.
I could cook perfectly if I wanted to, Like Doc and Grif
but that would be too easy.
Then, people would look at me like another Cazzy
or Necessary Indulgence
and not "the sheriff of Salado" like I am known.
Sure, I could cook like the rest of them
My mini can cook a naked ham in 2 minutes
I SHOWED THEM HOW TO DO IT
I bet Cen-Tex is going to drive all the way to Houston too.
What a loser.
I was going to fix the next drawing to get him a Mini.
I was going to get one for that slimeball too.
what's his name ?
Oh yeah, Travis Strikeout
Well, that does it. I can't take it anymore.
I'm outta here !
I never learned anything from those forum people anyway.
The whole thing is a sham!
That's not true, Austin Egghead. He loved your chorizo.
I should have never been born.
All that I've worked for is lost.
Maybe we should sell our Eggs
each one of us in this room..
I can't bear knowing I'm just another Egghead.
Maybe I'll just buy a Webber