| 00:00 - 00:03 | Koln, Bremen, Freiburg and 1860 will be our biggest challengers this season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The defence must be at their best |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the attack must convert their chances |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The board would like young players and attacking football as well as promotion |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have 9m to achieve this with as well as 400,000 for wages |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And preusambly Fleicshhauer must be solid in goal? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | In order to win the league? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Hawkins..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fleicshhauer- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Fleicshhauer has been sold to Celtic for 725,000 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The deal was agreed before you arrived |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not involved in the sale of Fleicshhauer, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That decision should have been mine! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He's the best young goalkeeper in the league! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How are we going to win the league without a fucking goalkeeper? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had such hope for this season |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We were going to break defensive records! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now we will have to beg for some shitty reject off Bayern |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I hate Bayern! They're our fucking rivals! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Celtic now, you've sold Germany's brightest hope to Mr.Character |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr.Hawkins, Brendan Rogers is a very accomplished manager |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's a bottlejob! This is the man who paid £20m for Lazar Markovic! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Hawkins, he won 5 Scottish Premiership titles with Celtic |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A sheep in a Kolo Toure mask could win the SPL with Celtic, you fool! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | LAZAR MARKOVIC! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He left Gerrard on the bench at the Bernabeu! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And lost 6-1 to Stoke! STOKE! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you're happy we've sold him our biggest prospect! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He finished second in the SPL last season! SECOND! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The bottlejob fucked up with Celtic! The same way he fucked up with Liverpool that one time |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But he didn't have Slippy G to blame this time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He's had work done you know, on his teeth, they're whiter than winters with Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can I be expected to work, when the rug is pulled from beneath me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fleicshhauer was young. And had this club in his heart! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He would have lead us into Europe in now time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least Brendan will look after him |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because if there's one thing he's good at . Its development |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Christ I wish we still had him |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He was in my fantasy team! Now I'll have to use my wildcard! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The other managers will laugh at me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A cockup before day one! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, apparently Greg Murphy is available |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I had such grand plans |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Bundesliga titles, Champions Leagues |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | German Cup runs and glory for Ingolstadt |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | With Fleicshhauer at the heart of them |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll get on the phone, see if Bayern have anyone |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can hear the laughter now. Begging our rivals for their outcasts |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Look what you've done |
