| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, The time between presses has been increasing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Orange flairs are getting common |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are watching all of your accounts trying for red |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There was an error and 3 of your accounts were given a purple flag |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They were clicked at 10.59 but the server had a glitch |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay, I still have many accounts, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can still get the first red flair |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The first.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The first red flair was given as a result of the glitch |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The mods let /u/GyroDawn keep it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave if this didn't happen on your watch. I want those three alone. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE FIRST RED IS HERE AND IT IS NOT ONE OF MY ALTS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHAT COLOR ARE OUR ARMBANDS? OUR FLAG? PURPLE? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NO! IT IS RED! RED! AND YOU GET ME FILTHY PURPLE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I MIGHT AS WELL JUST CLICK ALL MY ALTS NOW AND JOIN THE 60'S |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHY SHOULD I WAIT FOR A BETTER TIME WHEN FIRST RED IS TAKEN |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | RED! FIRST RED! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET ME RED! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? DIDN'T YOU NOTICE THE NETWORK WAS DOWN? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it was a server error on the Reddit site |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU THINK I CARE THAT REDDIT IS TO BLAME? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir they tried their best but they received cheater flairs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SOMEONE WAS ABLE TO GET THE RED! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SUPER MEN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU SHOULD HAVE SUPERIOR REACTIONS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THERE WERE 3 ON AT ALL TIMES |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR 3 WEEKS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ARE YOU TELLING ME WE HAVE WASTED ALL THAT TIME |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE BUTTON ANYWAY? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ITS JUST SUCKING AWAY OUR LIVES |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE COULD HAVE BEEN READING ALL THE OTHER SUBS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I feel like I've wasted my life |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted the first red. First red you understand? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It was our destiny |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | three purples... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | IF I WANTED PURPLES I WOULD HAVE CLICKED DAY ONE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | NOW ALL MY OTHER ACCOUNTS ARE A WASTE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHAT GOOD IS RED FLAG IF IT'S NOT THE FIRST |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I GUESS I COULD GET BEST TIMES |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT BEST TIMES ONCE THEIR BEAT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I care about your 38 second record |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We might as well just disconnect the internet |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There is nothing for us there there anymore. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | delete |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | delete them all |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | all my reddit accounts, delete them all |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | except the furries themed one |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | then unplug the router |
