| 00:00 - 00:03 | So the movie made $396.5 million |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and since it costed just $81 million, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and ended up having a huge fan base |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | while getting such good critics |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it is safe to asume that next year we will get a sequel |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and about the DVD´s realease? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | how many new scenes are there? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kingsman´s DVD... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | kingsman´s DVD will not contain any delete scenes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but it will include a gadget documentary |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is satisfied with that self. Denigrating. Directors decision, get the fuck out of my sight. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE FUCK IS GOING ON? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO MADE SUCH AN STUPID, FANDOM HATEING, ASSHOLE DECISION?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | you know how long i´ve been thinking about those scenes? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THE HEADCANONS I HAVE ABOUT THEM? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They can´t do this to me. I WON´T tolerate something like this. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I tried to ignore the whole Harry´s thing ´cause it made good plot line |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but now they just go and fucking banish the extra Hartwin scene from the movie |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, maybe one day they would release or leack them |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WANT TO LIVE THE HOLE ´LORD OF THE RINGS BLOOPER SCENES´ THING AGAIN? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the movie´s bonus features include 90 minutes of content and- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you really think i´ll give up some more Roxy´s on-screen time for some ´how to make CGI´ bullshit? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ´CAUSE I WON´T |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We have this hints of scenes, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | like the where Eggsy is breaking in somewhere |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and they are in the freaking trailer but they don't have the decency to include them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want to see more Merlin sass and Gazelle being awesome and that Hartwin scene |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want Eggsy´s past for angst and more Colin Firth in general ´cause someone come here and explain to me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | why would you hire Colin Firth just to kill him 45 minutes in?? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who wins there? And instead of any emotional ´he is alive´ reveal we just got more Charlie. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I fucking hate Charlie |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I mean is a good character but we could have had all this Hartwin feels |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Instead of him being an ass once more |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I won't deny that Eggsy punching him was satisfying |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH FOR ME TO FORGIVE OR FORGET THIS NO DELETE SCENES FANDOM ATTACK AND STUPID DECISION |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | NOW WE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN DENNIS WENT TO HARRY´S HOUSE AND FOUND EGGSY IN HARRY´S PAJAMAS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Did they fight? Did Harry face him like it happens on fanfics? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Well, guess what. WE WILL NEVER KNOW |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO LET THE FANS SUFFER AND CRY ABOUT IT LIKE THEY DID WITH HARTWIN |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok. We still have Roxlin. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I´m not even that angry anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I´m just... defeated. No amount of fluffy fanfiction can cheer me up right now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We can't keep ignoring the reality. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will never get anymore Harry Hart scenes. He was shot. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we should all accept it, and stop acting like it never happened. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ghost AU´s are really trendy these days |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I got a bit to invest in this movie. |
