Hitler Rants on the New Lake Tawakoni Blue Cat Law
1,292 views • 4/12/2015
Hitler hates a one fish over 30" rule.
00:00 - 00:03 | The weather is good and the Blues are in shallow water. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We will meet the others here, |
00:05 - 00:07 | then pick up the beer here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have the groceries stowed away, and the boats are waiting for us, fueled and ready to go. |
00:12 - 00:15 | All we need to do is get to the airport, |
00:17 - 00:19 | I cannot wait. |
00:19 - 00:21 | We are going to murder the big blues on juglines this week. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
00:27 - 00:28 | TPWD has, |
00:31 - 00:33 | TPWD imposed a one fish over 30" rule on blues last week. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Too many trophies are being removed from the lake. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who CPR's trophy blues, please leave the room now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What is this crap? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I told you they would do this crap! |
01:18 - 01:23 | They have to do this right before we come over there to clean the lake out. |
01:25 - 01:28 | So now we can only keep those dinky fish. |
01:29 - 01:31 | What does a 30" blue weigh? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Somewhere around 8-10 lbs? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Nobody is going to be jealous of us for a stringer of eaters! |
01:37 - 01:40 | How are we supposed to show how big of men we are? |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, we are still allowed 25 fish per person, and we can photograph the big ones. |
01:42 - 01:46 | But we need to cover the bottom of the boat with trophy fish to get respect you idiot! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it's the guides and conservationists who advocated for this law. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Of course it's the guides you moron, they think they own the lake. |
01:53 - 01:54 | This is Bullshit! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I don't care about their businesses. |
01:57 - 02:00 | I could care less if there's any fish in that lake when we leave. |
02:00 - 02:03 | I could give a damn if future generations get to enjoy such a great fishery as Tawakoni is today. |
02:04 - 02:08 | I'm all about me, I want to show all my friends on facebook how many pounds of fish we can catch in a single day. |
02:08 - 02:13 | Who cares if the trophy fish don't eat good. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I just love the fact that I'm the envy of selfish fishermen everywhere when I exploit a great fishery like Tawakoni! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I want to consume every natural resource available to me, like Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I want to pull up on a flat and have jugs tipped up everywhere. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I want to know that every big fish we catch will never be able to grow. |
02:34 - 02:36 | That it can never spawn again. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Those damn guides. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Those damn CPR fishermen who fish the lake every week. |
02:48 - 02:53 | We might as well go to the rocks and use bobbers looking for channel cats. |
02:54 - 02:56 | I cannot believe TPWD would bend to the will of many,.. |
02:56 - 02:59 | just to deny me my fame on social media as a great fisherman. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Don't they know the lake got to be the fishery it is under the old system? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, he'll still be leaving, Sancho can still visit while he's gone. |
03:14 - 03:16 | No other lake has the amount of trophy blues in it Tawakoni does. |
03:19 - 03:23 | They've ruined a yearly tradition for all of us. |
03:25 - 03:26 | We can leave the jug lines at home. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Get the rods and reels ready. |
03:40 - 03:46 | We will go anyway, and obey the new law. |
03:46 - 03:49 | W'ell have to hold all of the 4lb fish at arm's length to make it look 5 times as big. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Damn it all. |
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