| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've been monitoring the situation carefully. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | According to our calculations, the best time to push the button |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | will be in a few weeks. The red flair is almost guaranteed- |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | as long as we stay vigilant. I'm receiving constant updates |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in order to prevent the timer from reaching zero prematurely. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I installed a nifty Chrome extension |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that shows the current color of the timer. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That extension.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That extension has malicious code. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It presses the button automatically. You now have purple flair. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Unless you have the following flair, leave immediately: Grey, Green, Yellow, and White. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY WOULD SOMEONE CREATE SUCH A THING?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU'RE TELLING ME ALL THE PLANNING AND WAITING WAS FOR NOTHING? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I just wanted the subreddit to look cool... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The mods of r/button wasted no effort |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And now you tell me someone would go to such lengths |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | to fuck over the patient non-pressers?!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HOW CAN THIS EVEN WORK IF AUTOMATIC BUTTON PUSHING IS ALLOWED? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we combed through every line of code of the Enhancement Suite to avoid this disaster |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You could have been combing through my ass hairs all the good it did |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, there was always the chance that we would have ended up with 60s flair.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You fucking idiot, its the principal of the matter. This is the Internet. We should hold ourselves to higher standards. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T READ CODE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | doesn't give them the right to fuck me over. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That extension was suppose to make this whole experience better. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now its all garbage, I might as well unsubscribe and stop participating in this whole wretched affair. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You think I have alts? Do you honestly believe |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can go on another account and keep staring at the button without shame in my heart?!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I was so confident!!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I could laugh as a proud Grey at that purple bastard Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Who wouldn't want that extension. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The colors changed seamlessly with the timer. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I thought I was being tech savvy.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Its all lies. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I NEVER tried to convince others to push the button. The thought of forcing someone to push the button makes my stomach turn. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I NEVER tried to make low-effort content to cash in on the massive karma grab. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All I wanted was to meaningfully participate. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I even had dreams of not pushing at all. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But what could have been a red flair is now a stain of blood! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's just waxing poetic now, soon enough we'll be back to browsing r/TrollXChromosomes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I didn't even get the satisfaction of pushing it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Its high time we remember the original purpose of The Button. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A zany April Fools joke. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Well, the joke's on me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What does it even matter, I still have no idea what the fuck that Team Orangered trophy is about. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and you know the Redguard is going to let the timer slip through their fingers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Take me to r/Destructionist |
