Down at The Lost Wolfs HQ

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00:00 - 00:03Regarding the Real Time team game with the DARKLORDS
00:04 - 00:05Darklordio was approaching your Capital from the South West
00:05 - 00:07Attempting to break your super bonus
00:08 - 00:12Unfortunately we had The Hatchet Man supporting the attack from the East
00:12 - 00:15He managed to penetrate the largest bonus with a cheeky 2 attack on the last move
00:17 - 00:19Ah no problem we have 3 reinforcement cards to counter
00:19 - 00:21and burn up Darklordio's forces
00:24 - 00:26My leader
00:27 - 00:28Shtiner
00:31 - 00:33Shtiner is a Level 1 noob and has spunked all the cards
00:34 - 00:36He is massing a needless army in Crete
00:53 - 00:58Everybody FUCK OFF except [WOLF]Kietle, [WOLF]Yodel, [WOLF]Crepes and [WOLF]Bhudoff
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck were you guys thinking!!??
01:15 - 01:17Letting a Level 1 noob in to the Wolfs
01:18 - 01:23He's not even as good as Rodney FUCKING Pate
01:25 - 01:28You even let him disregard the only damn Airlift card.
01:29 - 01:31Our forces are stranded!
01:31 - 01:34To be crushed in the bottleneck by the DARKLORDS advancing forces.
01:34 - 01:37Your a bunch of moronic, usless, trolling FUCKING ARSE HOLES!
01:37 - 01:40I've got a good ming to fucking remove myself from the clan for this emarasement.
01:40 - 01:42But my leader it the Clan Tournament Season 7 approaching
01:42 - 01:46I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU FUCKING CRETIN
01:46 - 01:48My leader, please dont loose hope
01:48 - 01:52Call your self a strategist? FUCKING SHIT
01:53 - 01:54UTTER BOLLOCKS
01:56 - 01:57You were like ' Take his 2 with a 3 '
01:57 - 02:00you hadn't even checked the bloody luck modifer settings
02:00 - 02:03So what happened? I burnt all my expanding armies without taking a single teritory
02:04 - 02:08I was the worst opening move in the history of Warlight
02:08 - 02:13and to make matters even worse we have been spamming their forum and it has been reported to Fizzer!
02:14 - 02:16He's going to fucking blacklist the lot of us!!!
02:17 - 02:21Your so lame, I might fly to russia and consult Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29Tell me some good news before i cry
02:30 - 02:34Tell me how we are closing in on the DARKLORDS
02:34 - 02:36And how our numbers are growing by the day.
02:41 - 02:42I know fair FUCKING well our clan has collapsed again
02:43 - 02:47That we are unable to convince anyone to join us after our pathetic trolling
02:48 - 02:53The DARKLORDS are close to 300 members and growing..
02:54 - 02:56What the fuck can we do about that???
02:56 - 02:59Our spys we sent out have failed to gain managment rights.
03:00 - 03:02They have coin game training schemes, we have FUCKING nothing
03:04 - 03:07Its OK Darklordio is recruiting.
03:14 - 03:16Our forum bitching is starting to backfire and making us look like complete FUCKING cocks
03:19 - 03:23I really dont know what we can do now.
03:25 - 03:26It's over
03:31 - 03:33Start deleting our remaining members
03:40 - 03:46We should be able to move in to the Royal Falcons
03:46 - 03:49or just accept the DARKLORDS invite!
03:53 - 03:56For fuck sake