| 00:00 - 00:03 | Regarding the Real Time team game with the DARKLORDS |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Darklordio was approaching your Capital from the South West |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Attempting to break your super bonus |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Unfortunately we had The Hatchet Man supporting the attack from the East |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He managed to penetrate the largest bonus with a cheeky 2 attack on the last move |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ah no problem we have 3 reinforcement cards to counter |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and burn up Darklordio's forces |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shtiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shtiner is a Level 1 noob and has spunked all the cards |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is massing a needless army in Crete |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody FUCK OFF except [WOLF]Kietle, [WOLF]Yodel, [WOLF]Crepes and [WOLF]Bhudoff |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck were you guys thinking!!?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Letting a Level 1 noob in to the Wolfs |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's not even as good as Rodney FUCKING Pate |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You even let him disregard the only damn Airlift card. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Our forces are stranded! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | To be crushed in the bottleneck by the DARKLORDS advancing forces. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Your a bunch of moronic, usless, trolling FUCKING ARSE HOLES! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I've got a good ming to fucking remove myself from the clan for this emarasement. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my leader it the Clan Tournament Season 7 approaching |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU FUCKING CRETIN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, please dont loose hope |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Call your self a strategist? FUCKING SHIT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | UTTER BOLLOCKS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You were like ' Take his 2 with a 3 ' |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you hadn't even checked the bloody luck modifer settings |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So what happened? I burnt all my expanding armies without taking a single teritory |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I was the worst opening move in the history of Warlight |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and to make matters even worse we have been spamming their forum and it has been reported to Fizzer! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's going to fucking blacklist the lot of us!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Your so lame, I might fly to russia and consult Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Tell me some good news before i cry |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tell me how we are closing in on the DARKLORDS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And how our numbers are growing by the day. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I know fair FUCKING well our clan has collapsed again |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That we are unable to convince anyone to join us after our pathetic trolling |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The DARKLORDS are close to 300 members and growing.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What the fuck can we do about that??? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Our spys we sent out have failed to gain managment rights. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They have coin game training schemes, we have FUCKING nothing |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK Darklordio is recruiting. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our forum bitching is starting to backfire and making us look like complete FUCKING cocks |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I really dont know what we can do now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Start deleting our remaining members |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We should be able to move in to the Royal Falcons |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or just accept the DARKLORDS invite! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | For fuck sake |
