| 00:00 - 00:03 | The local tournaments will feature |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | games from Stern, JJP, and Spooky. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A few older Williams games will be there. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Maybe a Demo Man, Judge Dredd, or Addams Family if we're lucky. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Scoring will be team-based and we'll have punch. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This will be a fun event. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hopefully Predator will be there on free play. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Predator |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Predator isn't coming out. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Kevin lied about the license. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you didn't send Skit-B any money, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck??!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you fist fucking me right now? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You're telling me that asshat has our money? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And he fucking lied to our faces? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I defended that cum guzzler! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wish he was here |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | so I could cram one of those playfield skulls |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | in his fucking ass! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kevin posted he was taking care of it. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Taking care of it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yeah, he seemed really sincere. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Eat a bag of dicks! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He stole a million dollars! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He lied to my face! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I asked him about licenses |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and the Skit-B mafia called me a fuckface! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fuck him and his lecherous company! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He's a fucking criminal. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Send him to fucking Abu Ghraib |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and put a fucking dog collar on him! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I warned everyone. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No one listened to me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It was too good to be true. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Listen fuckers... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm putting a notice out... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fuck with my money... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll rip your goddamn heart out! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll eye fuck your corpse! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And other really gross stuff! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. 'Experts of Dangerous' should be fine. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I give up. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ask questions, you're a doucher. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Do nothing, you're a pinsider sheep. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You can't fucking win. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll just file a complaint with PayPal |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and use the money on a good game |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | like 'Whoah Nellie.' |
