| 00:00 - 00:03 | So I went out and bought this tool |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | That would allow me to DDoS people |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was pretty cheap |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Only like 10 bucks |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | Anyways I got sick of being stuck in platinum |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | I came up with a brilliant idea |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | I can DDoS my way to Masters |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | Masters |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | I can even win with Cho'Gath |
| 00:41 - 00:43 | I can play Cho'Gath |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | That shitty dinosaur that hotshotgg |
| 00:46 - 00:51 | used to feed his ass off with |
| 00:51 - 00:55 | and I can play him and still win games |
| 00:58 - 01:01 | I just DDoSed Fusion |
| 01:03 - 01:05 | Team Fusion |
| 01:05 - 01:10 | Their entire house |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They couldn't even use google |
| 01:16 - 01:19 | Nintendude was stuck in base all game with Chunky |
| 01:21 - 01:25 | We had Nien so we just won the game 4v3 |
| 01:34 - 01:41 | I got 25 League Points for that easy ass game |
| 01:42 - 01:43 | But seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | I'm going to stop soon |
| 01:47 - 01:50 | Maybe when I hit challenger |
| 01:50 - 01:51 | Maybe even rank 10 |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Rank 10 |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Maybe I can even get league hunnies like Shorterace |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Wonderkid of Washington |
| 02:15 - 02:20 | When I jungle I don't even need to smite baron |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I can just DDoS their jungler and save my smite for wolves |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Wolves |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My team can just finish baron |
| 02:37 - 02:40 | I just out-jungled NintendudeX |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | It's so fucking easy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What's your best champion? |
| 02:59 - 03:02 | My best champion is Graves |
| 03:02 - 03:05 | But I can't even hit a buckshot |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | I can play Jinx too |
| 03:08 - 03:11 | She ends 4v5s fast |
| 03:16 - 03:18 | I have 300LP |
| 03:23 - 03:27 | Thats 100 from challenger |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | Nice Tribunal system Riot Lyte |
