UCH/CALAFA Attempts to take over the world
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It's become evident that CALAFA has a cozy relationship with the company. This may result in an unbalanced response to DOH seniority integration, through fencing of international bases.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Guten Morgen. Mien Furher, Our half baked plan has been exposed. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The protesters have gathered on social media and in the large bases around the system. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The response is swift and overwhelming. Concentrated here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We miscalculated. If we remain silent we could lose control and face ridicule retreating to Texas. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Mien Furher, you could lose face, we know how that makes you feel fearful. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No! Carcus Baloney will contain the uprising and quell the protest. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He has read the Bain & Company Classic- Union Busting for Duchebags. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, Mien Furher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Carcus Baloney |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Carcus Baloney is no leader... He is unable to contain them. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are oragainizing on social media. He cannot control the outrage from the ohter side |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you told him he is wrong, leave the room. These CALAFA stay. Dirty Jerminguez, Skinny Thrombosis, Peri Ricshaw and Windy Fermentor. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you understand I ordered an underhanded deal!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Carcus Baloney's backdoor deal is our only option! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WTF- I'm a former FA appointed Big Shot VP! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You think you can just disobey my orders? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Shame you have failed to control the message! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You think you are SMEs? You don't even know your contract! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How dare you freeload! How dare you drink my wines! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You throw tantrums in meetings. You are my minions! How dare you freeload, drink my wines and eat steak at the JW Marriott Hotel in Houston. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mien Furher, you frieghten the sheep! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You have lied about your abilities! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, We only want to be subserviant employees. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | STFU! They are liars, disposable minions and freeloading fools. Failures!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You are all worthless to me and Jock Highstick! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Shame, shame on all of you! None have contributed to a contract. You are only here for show! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Mien Furher, this is just so insanely childish. The whole JNC process is clearly only for show and tell. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yes you fools, you know I will package a deal and stick all of you with it. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | These IAM loyalists are the laughing stock of the enetire indusrty. This is my contract it's not yours! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You call yourseveles Excons for crying out loud. You have no clue what I have done on behalf of men like Frank Lorenzo? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I put the me in the word mean and the n in nasty! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You minions dishonor me. Shame you have not a shred of honor. You union sellouts. Don't ever forget what you are! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You may have known GOBE but you have no swagger. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You are liabilities. Seems you prefer sandwiches and stale beer. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Our outsourcing and cost cutting programs are geared toward pocketing the cash because we favor Rhine wines and Freanch Fois Gras. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've waited all my life to leave Chinese and Mexican food behind. I've waited too long to become a creepy CEO. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now with one slip of your careless tongues, my plan is ruined. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will fire all of you SMEs and conviene a Mangement Executive Board. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Carcus Baloney will help double team Ben Lanoche. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Damnit- I was just a Flight Attendant who conquerd Houston Texas- I want the Willis Tower too! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Morons! You cannot even control a union! How foolish to believe you can keep secrets. You can all pay your own bar tabs! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh Shimmy, Shimmy Haymaker, don't worry your contract was a piece of work. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Clearly Corporate has overestimated my abilites. I am wounded beyond shame.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Under these circumstances- I can no longer Bullshit anyone any longer. It's over. The UCH/CALAFA agenda is lost. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am a failure. I am just such a failure. Jock Highstick will be so completely ashamed of me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But ladies and gentleman, if you think I'm going to walk down from the Onyx Tower, you are wrong. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I would much rather fly off the obsevation platform. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You will see I have my parachute , my misguided pride and my job offer from Express Jet. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave me now, I am finished. Goodbye. |