| 00:00 - 00:03 | The email for the rides this week has been sent out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Tuesday will be Whiting then Wahoo's |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | On Thursday we will start here at the Christmas tree lot |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then head up Blackstar taking a beer and snacks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We'll be drunkenly racing down the fireroad like hero's |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | None of that showboating singletrack garbage |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll blaze the return climb like usual for the KOM |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Squirrel |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | McNiven.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Champ has just taken your KOM |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He bought that Specialized Turbo and tweaked it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you ride a 650B or haven't ridden the Baldy Ski lifts get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That doping Strava junky |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He was nearly dead last week |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He said he had blood like treacle and a heart beat like a diesel engine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 2 seasons at Over the Hump and he think's he's Lance |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I bet those teenage bimbo's at Selmas put him up to it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It was bad enough when Fernald came along |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | buying up all the new S-Works and Castelli goodness |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I sweated blood from my eyes for my bike |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir he's a lawyer and you report to spotty IMI grads |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He hired them to drag me down into a sea of mediocrity |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But if you only went 1x11 and used Renegades front and rear |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That lady boy Hill is behind all this |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's still pissed about Counting Coup 2011 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I dropped over 20lbs for Blackstar greatness |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | no one else even used their carbon saddle |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | my ass is a ruin after a year on that thing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | no woman is going to put her hands near it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'll have to pay them like Hill does |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Its like two walnuts in a leather bag back there |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I might as well write 'keep off' in magic marker on it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | McNiven would like that |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A hundred times I've ridden Blackstar |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Got 4 Geoladders weekly medals |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They'll think I'm one of Ian's group now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Endless pies and curry, never showing up for rides |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I might as well just park my bike at Ellies and drown myself in Espresso |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or get a 650B |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How am I ever going to get another hot girlfriend now?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | God help the next new girl at Selmas |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry you're over 25 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll never redeem myself on Blackstar now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | my ex girlfriend has a faster time up there |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and she ate plants |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | she even makes my dog eat them |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I suppose I could dope, do 1x11 or go electric |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | McNiven would love that |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I loath Blackstar |
